the first thing I would do is start an "ezabel addicts anonymous" group at my local church. this way giacomo would always have a place to go. and also me.

then i would spend money on making my commute a little nicer - maybe some Wawa's on the way, a few more Fleet Banks, and even a mexican hang out - so if i need some work done i just say "Hey, mexican dude, here's $10, got to work for me today, and here's $5 for lunch". if he is columbian this is ok too.

then i would start an extensive search for Juan Valdez and his trusty goat. that dude has been missing for a long time. the world needs to know.