If I had a million dollars..... I'd be rich
by ok soooo what would you do if you had a million dollars
honestly i really don't know
haha
it's kinda daunting to think about for some reason, so i thought about it for a while and came up with this crizzap:
well first of all i would NEVER work a day of my life again, and I would pay off all my bills instantly, haha.
I would definitely have a horse
I would get all my friends and family the best gifts ever, like, brand new Ferraris and crap
I would prolly move to one of those cool houses on the beach somewhere, but I duno, i would wanna be close to friends and family so i prolly wouldn't move out of NJ, at least not permanently.. maybe have like, more than one house
And I would be pioneering
And the society would get a FAT donation haha
And i'd like to, i duno, help fund some kind of kids program like an art or music program for kids. Or like, help out poor kids that can't afford a cool instrument. Dude that would be awesome, buy some poor kid a guitar or drum set or violin or whatever floats their boat.
I would probably not live extravagantly, I don't like that..... I would prolly set aside a "yearly salary" type thing and just live off that. And the extra stuff would go to all the above stuff.
What would YOUUUUUUUU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If I had a million dollars, what would I do?
Of course the obvious donation to the society, I'd get my parents out of debt, get my brothers out of debt, fund a new business for myself (not sure exactly what I'd get into), maybe go back to school for something. If I stayed in the tri-state area I'd buy a house for myself, other wise I'd just find a condo or something in Hawaii. I'd get myself a nice car, nothing super extravagent, probably a Benz. I'd buy a new V-Rod and get some add on's to it. And I'd probably get a Ducatii as well.
I'd buy a nice rock for some lovely lady I may or may not know already and fund a dream wedding for us. By then all the money would probably be gone.
oh man, money, what would i do. definitely take a lot of it and just buy stuff for other people that they dont want, like house items that are really stupid. oh and id pay bon jovi to stop making music.
Shop. I've been wanting to buy lots of clothes and shoes lately. I'm becoming a true girl!
Just a little word of advice when you do buy them...they go OVER you're bra and panties.
Whaaaaat!? Well I'm new at this.
I am SO the shopper! when i finally make my way out east, we are making a shopping day in the city!
buy a house, car, and get a liver transplant. And live happily ever after with my cats.
If i had a million dollers
1: travel the world -australia ,hawaii europe
2:buy a motercycle and pay someone to teach me how to ride it
3?but a apartment since im single i dont need a house to myself
4:work part time and pioneer
5donate to bethel to put it to good use where ever needed
if i had 1 million 1 dollar bills, i'd cut them in half so i had 2 million half 1 dollar bills.
strip down to my man-thong.
put the 2 million half dollars in a little kiddie swimming pool.
Throw on a baby duck hat.
Get a "HELLO MY NAME IS: scrooge mcduck" sticker, slap one on each of my neked butt checks.
Pull out a video camera.
Turn on RECORD then aim the camera at the wall. While i go eat a sandwich.
you amaze me!!!!
not as much as you amaze me !!!
not as much as i love cake!
Every time I see the title of this thread the Barenaked Ladies song plays in my head
i have a friend you can talk to - she specializes in internal voices.
i'd invest wisely, so that i could live off the interest. buy a modest house and fill it within reason with the things i've always wanted. cars for me [medium priced mercedes or volvo] and the missus [whatever she wants]. i'd take a couple vacations, pioneer, manage my loot--make sure it lasts until this system ends. i'd help a few friends too. hopefully i won't become like johnny depps character, Raul Duke, in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I'd want an Audi, Mini Cooper and a Range Rover (since you said I could have whatever I wanted)
All three? I'm sorry, I can't allow that. Two maybe.
these women are so greedy! 1 Tim 3:1-5. This truly is the last days. (how much did i just sound like starship trooper!)
i'm not greedy, i was just sayin what i wanted ... it's not like i was gonna murder people to get these cars
the people at my hall would crucify me. they accuse each other of being materialistic all the time! if my girl drove round in THREE cars, i'd never hear the end of it. also, it's only a million bucks. it'd vanish too quickly with unneccesary expenditures like that.
well i don't have a million bucks now do i? and i've never been the extravagant type anyway.
Sounds like a real nice hall you've got there. lol
yeah, it's GREAT! *pretends not to get it*
well, a million dollars really isn't enough. Think about it, an average, nothing special house runs about 500,000....soooo, you've blown half your money right there. Don't forget, taxes. That makes it even less. You'd definitely have to keep working, unless you invest it very wisely in stocks....but....you could lose it that way too. So, i'm upgrading this question to 300,000,000 dollars...because i want to answer BIG
I'd give money to the society and pioneer
I'd buy a tank and a killer whale, and a supply of fish, cleaner, etc. Then, I'd perform shows to keep money rolling in and also to provide myself enjoyment.
I'd buy an awesome house in San Diego. And, maybe one in New York too, so I could visit my homeland. I'd get a Mercedes SLK and a Honda s2000 (yell-ow fo shiz) I'd travel a suuuuper lot. And all my friends and family would be crazy thrilled with their new pads and toys.
a tank....?? what's the reasoning behind that?
BTW houses are only ridiculously expensive wehre we live, not the whole world :)
oh, i meant a tank for my killer whale to go in...not an army tank
yeah, i know that...but i want to live in corona del mar or bel air.....and they are a bit pricey
hahaha, you said fo-shiz....
yo...make that 500,000,000..straight up..
I'd have a contemporary style home built(composed of domes, all interconected by glass hallways
I'd have 4 pet penguins(all female) they would have their own lil wing in my home
I'd go to NY and randomly pick bums of the street, and employ them as my penguin groomers, to try & give them a new start in life
I'm not really a car guy(haha, a we found out the other night courtney)..but..i do like the newest nissan altima..and the new thunderbird's cool too.i'd get that, in turqoise, and also a stretch hummer(for when it's time to get my partyn' on)
Attatched to my home, there'd be an indoor "artificial paradise", fully equiped a rock face, for climbing, a waterfall, tropical trees foliage, and amazon women
Will these Amazon women be missing their right breast?
for extra ease while using their bow & arrow?(you didn't think I'd get that reference, DID you!)..lol..hmm..no..in fact, to make up for the generations of 1 breasted amazon women, these, would have 3...
I would be sad if you didn't get the reference!
Where would this extra boob be? In between the two original..off to the side of one or on some other random part of the body?
you'll just have to read my autobiography to find out....
haha..
I swear, when i responded to your comment about them having 1 boob, i thought i was responding to a comment by tinser...then i came back in here & it's defanitely you...i think i'm going crazy
i make no comments about 1 boob...absurdity...but 3 is even more absurd
is your autobiography going to be called "up up down down left right left right a b a b select start select start"? becuase that's the only way i would buy it.
life is more than video games ya x-box nerd!..lol...but, ya know what, i'll make two versions of my autobiography...one...w/my picture on the front...and it'll be called "The Fudgie Fella:One on One( and underneath that)A Delve Into The Mind Of Bryan Drummond, A Delve, Deeper, Than Anybody Should Ever Go"
And...a secondary version...which will a cover that says "up down sidways diagonal" or whatever you said...just to make you happy
"The Fudgie Fella" !! hahah
Hurrah! I wish we could re-create that moment and capture it on video.
Yeah there is also hockey.
haha, fo shiz i did
You can buy my horsie for a lot less than a million dollars. I'd have to ask my mom, though.
i'd buy a bar/club... with a studio apartment on top of it...
and live/work at my bar/apartment.
keep the millions rolling in.
if i had a million dollars though, i would pay my bills, have a kool wedding without worrying, and help out mom & dad with their bills. i would donate some to world wide work, and the rest keep in a cd with high interest, so if anything came along, and we got accepted to do international construction, or bethel... or whatever we could go...
with a million dollars... most people would still have to work... unless youre single, and dont buy crazy expensive stuff....and dont have taxes. haha
stop ruining our fun!
I'd buy my husband the Ferrari he wants. Then I'd go shopping for myself and my son. He'd be decked out until he was in college.
1)pay off bills
2)by our house in hawaii
3)have 2 kids
4)enjoy life
thats all,
I wouldnt live extravigantly either, its not me. But I would also have a house in the mountians of whyoming to board of course!
i would buy numorous new cars... pretty ones that would never die or brake and would stay new so i wouldn't have to keep buying new cars
i would donate a buncha money to the society so that they could pay the bethelites more money... cuz i think they don't get paid enough haha
then i would just keep the rest so i wouldn't have to work any more...
bethelites dpn't need more $$, they have taken a vow of poverty
hahaha you know whats funny... with all you want to do, and then wanting to give the society some... it would be like one dollar per bethelite....and you would have no money for savings.
:( its not nice being negative and stepping all over my dream!
im not negative... im realistic.
yeah but perception of reality is all based on your your subjective viewpoint, which might be on average more negative than that of others!!!...but...that just the freud in me talking
someones trying to sound smart.
someone else is trying to make the smart person look stupid...I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN, BRYAN, I LOVE YOU! EVEN IF YOU GRinDED ON ME!
hahaha no i wasnt! i love bryan! he's great... but cmon "perception, subjective viewpoint,the freud in me talking"? daniel... why wont you stick up for ME for a change?!?!?!?! sorry for interupting. :)
well, to be honest, i am still a little afraid of your twin, TEEN-A, shes' a psycho-babble service FREAK, and she's a little too tall for her own good
i was obsessed w/psychology for like 2years....i guess that's where that came from....
side note
if tina,like doctor evil, had a mini me...it'd be REAAALLLLLYYYY small
so then you realize that freud is the biggest moron to walk the face of the planet...well, besides nietzche
hey, he had some valid points!...some of it was a bit, out there..(the oedipus complex needs some alterations, lol)..but..he was pretty dead on in other areas
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, no, no.....Freud was a moron, and all his theories were too. Oedipus complex and electra complex...garbage...unconscious minds....getting stuck in stages....yep....i've never moved past the oral stage and i've got problems because of it.....a bunch of hoooooooeyyyy
oh, yeah...and freudian slips.....riggggght
and i'd grind ya again!...wait a minute!.who said that!?..i did NOT grind on you, for the 3,453,563th time...haha...and, i shall return the favor by stickin up for ya next time i see your name being defamed....SINGLE DORKS UNITE!
I think you need more then 1million for all that..the beach house alone would probably be more then 1 million.
BUT! I think I would settle with just a nice little house on the beach somewhere warm, nothing big because I don't want to take care of it and I don't see the need for something overly lavish like that. What are you going to do with 10 bedrooms? Instead of presents for friends I think I would arrange a big fun vacation for all of us together..something we'd never forget. Saving the money would be a good idea so people could come to me if they were ever in trouble..but I wouldn't be stupid and super nice about giving it away, thats how you get taken advantage of!
I think I'd spend most of my time beach witnessing..yeah that sounds pretty nice. Also, I would adopt lots of little asian girls and they can reveal to me the secrets of dressing as a high-fashion asian girl in NYC! Then I will be happy!
I could have all my friends live with me on the beachfront house, hahaha that would be cool
the first thing I would do is start an "ezabel addicts anonymous" group at my local church. this way giacomo would always have a place to go. and also me.
then i would spend money on making my commute a little nicer - maybe some Wawa's on the way, a few more Fleet Banks, and even a mexican hang out - so if i need some work done i just say "Hey, mexican dude, here's $10, got to work for me today, and here's $5 for lunch". if he is columbian this is ok too.
then i would start an extensive search for Juan Valdez and his trusty goat. that dude has been missing for a long time. the world needs to know.
why must they always be mexican??? LOL