the FUNNIEST (and i was JUST talking to my mom about this last night) is when the disciples go to get food & Jesus talks to the Samaritan woman. and when they come back, Jesus tells them he's no lo...

They must think we're dense when they see people walking across Hemstead (spelling?) parkway after being told countless times not to.

hempstead turnpike, dont spell it wrong or ill drop your white booty in middle of hempstead and you wont be coming back!