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"Duh...WE don't got no leaven..."

sux2beme by sux2beme · Sep 26, 2002 · 209 views · Laugh

Read Matthew 16:5-12.

Jesus was soooo patient with his disciples (esp. Peter). In this passage, Jesus tells them to 'watch out for the leaven of the Pharisees and Sadducees,' and they're like: "umm, Jesus...we don't have any bread..."

It's really funny stuff....

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28 Comments

flomojopoanode #1 flomojopoanodeFounder

at first I thought you wrote, "duh, we don't go to leaven". Weird.

delliott101 #2 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah, that is interesting. I don't think I ever caught that before, even though I read that passage so many times!

highschool #3 highschoolOG 2002

i cought that when i was like 2. but at first i tought you wrote "we don't go to heaven" and i thought it was gonna be a journal abotu thai's story "angel"

malibu #3.1 malibuOG 2001

i thought it said do we go to heaven?

beachbum #4 beachbumOG 2002

that IS funny. Jesus must have been shaking his head a lot

reaf #4.1 reafOG 2002

hah yeah, thats exactly what I thought when i read that

punkprincess #5 punkprincessOG 2001

the FUNNIEST (and i was JUST talking to my mom about this last night) is when the disciples go to get food & Jesus talks to the Samaritan woman. and when they come back, Jesus tells them he's no longer hungry. And Peter is all "WHOOOOOOOOO GAVE HIM FOOD?!?!??!" its hilarious... theyre so dense.

thatdarngirl #5.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

They must think we're dense when they see people walking across Hemstead (spelling?) parkway after being told countless times not to.

rocksupastar #5.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

serioously.... how dumb can you be.. what didja miss that meeting like... 20 billion times in a row..?

sux2beme #5.1.1.1 sux2bemeOG 2002

i wish we can shoot those people with paintballs

malibu malibuOG 2001

that's just your solution to everything isn't it?

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i wish i could shoot YOU with a paintball

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i think julia would break your face man, she is deadly..

malibu malibuOG 2001

hhahhahha. i so wish i could!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

and why, may i ask, do u want to break my face?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder sux2beme

cause you are a mean mean man....

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 rocksupastar

i wasn't talking to you! (yes you were) no we weren't!

malibu malibuOG 2001 sux2beme

are your inner demons fighting again?

magnum #5.1.1.2 magnumOG 2001

actually i wish someone would get hit by a car already! that will teach them!

magnum #5.1.2 magnumOG 2001

hempstead turnpike, dont spell it wrong or ill drop your white booty in middle of hempstead and you wont be coming back!

rocksupastar #5.1.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

LI stinks, just like everyone FROM LI!!!!!!!! ahhhhh ahahhahahahah

delliott101 #5.1.3 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah, plus "No flash pictures during the drama... Stay only at hotels on the recommended lodging list... don't drive gray 1985 Volvos... no cheering and yelling during the baptism..."

sux2beme #5.1.3.1 sux2bemeOG 2002

hey... i don't remember THAT point...
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since when r we not allowed to take flash pictures? jk

thatdarngirl #5.1.3.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm feeling a bit of negative comments heading towards my poor car

malibu malibuOG 2001

i caught that too. don't be a volvo hater.

sux2beme #5.2 sux2bemeOG 2002

that's another good one! lol

highschool #6 highschoolOG 2002

we CAN'T shoot people with paintballs???

sux2beme #6.1 sux2bemeOG 2002

that's an odd reply to matthew

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