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"Duh...WE don't got no leaven..."

sux2beme by sux2beme · Sep 26, 2002 · 225 views · · · Laugh

Read Matthew 16:5-12.

Jesus was soooo patient with his disciples (esp. Peter). In this passage, Jesus tells them to 'watch out for the leaven of the Pharisees and Sadducees,' and they're like: "umm, Jesus...we don't have any bread..."

It's really funny stuff....

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28 Comments

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

at first I thought you wrote, "duh, we don't go to leaven". Weird.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

Yeah, that is interesting. I don't think I ever caught that before, even though I read that passage so many times!

highschool highschoolOG 2002 ·

i cought that when i was like 2. but at first i tought you wrote "we don't go to heaven" and i thought it was gonna be a journal abotu thai's story "angel"

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i thought it said do we go to heaven?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

that IS funny. Jesus must have been shaking his head a lot

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

hah yeah, thats exactly what I thought when i read that

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

the FUNNIEST (and i was JUST talking to my mom about this last night) is when the disciples go to get food & Jesus talks to the Samaritan woman. and when they come back, Jesus tells them he's no longer hungry. And Peter is all "WHOOOOOOOOO GAVE HIM FOOD?!?!??!" its hilarious... theyre so dense.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

They must think we're dense when they see people walking across Hemstead (spelling?) parkway after being told countless times not to.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

serioously.... how dumb can you be.. what didja miss that meeting like... 20 billion times in a row..?

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

i wish we can shoot those people with paintballs

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

that's just your solution to everything isn't it?

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

i wish i could shoot YOU with a paintball

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i think julia would break your face man, she is deadly..

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hhahhahha. i so wish i could!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

and why, may i ask, do u want to break my face?

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rocksupastarFounder · sux2beme

cause you are a mean mean man....

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 · rocksupastar

i wasn't talking to you! (yes you were) no we weren't!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · sux2beme

are your inner demons fighting again?

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

actually i wish someone would get hit by a car already! that will teach them!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

hempstead turnpike, dont spell it wrong or ill drop your white booty in middle of hempstead and you wont be coming back!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

LI stinks, just like everyone FROM LI!!!!!!!! ahhhhh ahahhahahahah

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

Yeah, plus "No flash pictures during the drama... Stay only at hotels on the recommended lodging list... don't drive gray 1985 Volvos... no cheering and yelling during the baptism..."

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

hey... i don't remember THAT point...
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since when r we not allowed to take flash pictures? jk

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I'm feeling a bit of negative comments heading towards my poor car

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i caught that too. don't be a volvo hater.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

that's another good one! lol

highschool highschoolOG 2002 ·

we CAN'T shoot people with paintballs???

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

that's an odd reply to matthew

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