if i had 1 million 1 dollar bills, i'd cut them in half so i had 2 million half 1 dollar bills.
strip down to my man-thong.
put the 2 million half dollars in a little kiddie swimming pool.
Throw on a baby duck hat.
Get a "HELLO MY NAME IS: scrooge mcduck" sticker, slap one on each of my neked butt checks.
Pull out a video camera.
Turn on RECORD then aim the camera at the wall. While i go eat a sandwich.