Look even if you're the biggest guy in the world, and you're russian and won 23423 strong man competitions, which you all can catch on espn. you would still hate being tickeled. trust me... tickling is crazy torture
esp after you've had like a LARGE glass of water
yes so i refuse to be servant anymore this is why i am not a small guy like you, big guys laugh harder and it hurts my throat
yea but as servant you carry out my tickling needs. with ice cream. i promise i'll give you 3 cones of ice cream for every angry russian you tickle and make happy
oh well this isnt in the contract, im somewhat disappointed
well look, i dont mind going through arbitration, we can re-work the contract as long as you are willing to be open minded in your discussions.
remember:
THE MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE
IT ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE