Ezabel: Concerns Hidden Gem sounds like a serious meta-discussion about the community. it is not. it is about the "master tickler" in musings. ilikebirds invented a fake monarchy and yay tried to vote himself out. things escalated.
by I think it's unlawful to have a master tickler in the musings page. I, like myself, and many others do not appreciate being tickled. I, like myself, also do not like being slave to the master tickler, and if someone would like to trade positions (tickle slave for regular user status) it would be well appreciated. Thanks in advance. Lots of love...
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Page 1 of 2I think ezabel should move to satelite radio there's too many commercials
I am concerned about my level of neglect...I must be nurtured and fawned over at least twice a day.
*cotton candy and free music may temporarily pacify me
you make me SICK
I try.
we should be able to mod something "gross" or "sick"
or too much information
i am concerned that tl:dr is overused and stale.
it's a fact of life. especially with regards many of your posts.
i agree. why state the obvious?
lol aww man....
i still dont get what it means
Too Long: Didn't Read
i am concerned that flomojopoanode seems to have lost his mind.
example:
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please. call me todd.
todd seems so informal.
He he I LUV IT! Don't worry he's just a MAD genuis :-P
I'm concerned that there aren't enough pictures in here.
yeah words are for homos, from now on we express our selves with diagrams or sounds
i am concerned that no one on ezabel laughs at my jokes except forrestina.
I laugh heartily. :)
i concerns me bc i cant get her to laugh in rl. thank you for virtually laughing.
i dont laugh at your jokes in rl i laugh at you ya goofballface =P
I'm concerned that no one takes chipmunks seriously
and that gorki will one day be forgotten
Isn't gorki a hamster?
Yes. A sinister one.
yea most definately. have you forgotten already.
see my statement consolidated 2 concerns into one punctuated by a double space
i am concerned that ezabel forces me to right comments consisting of 15 characters or more. at this rate, i am bound to run out of words. i didnt go high school. havent you ppl ever heard of economy? "Think much, speak little and write less. - Italian Proverb"
Hit ctrl + enter..its beautiful.
It is my concern that the Imitation thread will out-view and out-comment this more mature, family oriented, value filled ezabel conern's thread. Say it ain't so. I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home. Master ticklers lose all their hand-based powers besides speed eating (+5 dexterity) when contributing to the imitation thread.
i'm concerned that not enough people really understand existentialism to the full
I think you are right I know I sure don't. lol
I agree. You are right. In fact I was born from a existential father who didn't know he was a mother of a dad that wasn't born using his hands of another pregnent daughter's hamster. So, my daddy never explained to me the explaination of existentialism explainations. However, he did show me how to tickle.
My concern is that there are not enough cousins and nephews on the website, we only have sisters and brothers and this is causing cliques to occur within the ezabel community. Also, someone needs to fix the siding at my friends house, his house looks like golfers live there and golfers aren't good at siding they are good at golf.
Also I want to know what reaming means I hear it but it doesn't make sense. A ream of thread. I got reamed? I strand a thread? man thats gross
USE A DICTIONARY.
Where can I find that? I'm an old man, stuck in a cave in africa waiting for someone to rescue me and I'm using a PDA right now with one arm, so even if I could get to a dictionary website I would not be able to pronounce any of the words with only one arm.
wait.. is there topsoil in your cave?
haha go use some papyrus
As I was riding down this beautiful cobblestone street in the middle of a warm breezy afternoon, I came across another concern.
The wind blew through my mesh tanktop, causing my chest to erect in coolness and I thought that people need to worry more about the Top Soil that we are losing every year.
As each year passes we are losing more and more top soil... while bottom soil keeps rising. This, my friends, has an extremely large impact in our lives.
For instance when you go hunting , you use top soil.
when you go bathing in the waters of like minetanka, you use top soil.
So be concerned.
Save the worlds Top Soil.
I've felt this exact same sadness about top soil for a long time now. I think all top soil needs to be replaced by bottom soil, while the top soil is held in tanks in remote locations like alaska where it can freeze and be kept for a long period of time until more top soil grows back. Save the whales? Screw that, save the top soil.
lets start our own top soil preservation coalition and call is A.S.S. = American Soil Savers.
That way, when all the topsoil in this world has eroded away by wasteful jewish immigrants, we can have the hold on the market and sell our top soil for billions, millions even
I am concerned that there are not enough A-rabs on this website. Let's go in there like we OWN it
you can do it , put your back in to ti
hahahahahahahahaha
Ok new concern of the week...
People have become to Offensive. they are all about pass pass run, score a touchdown
and not enough defense! tackle tackle tickle tickle.
come on people. DEFENSE wins the game of life. so tackle tackle, tickle tickle. gee-BUS!
el visition tha position rockdannay
comintabreakittalast
ROCK ME AMADEUS
oooohhhhhhhhhh
Motzart for shankies
You mean D-Fence!
I am concerned constantly and because I take so much fiber I always have an upset stomach and it takes me a very long time to fish in a lake full of fish without string or bait or a truck or car
you should just eat fiber-optic stuff instead of real fiber because it's cool
So my dad comes up to me and says " Ty did you throw up in the sink last night "
I said " Yea i had some really bad clams"
he said " well it didn't taste like clams"
i said " what you ate my throwup "
he said " yea it was tastey, but didn't taste like clams "
I THREW UP AGAIN
I'm concerned that people are taking life too seriously. Lets have fun folks. Remember... it's important to surround yourself with happy people.
END OF STORY.
yeah if you take life too seroiusly it starts to become like a silver dollar, not a real silver dollar but the little shell thingie that you find at the beach. It's useless.
yea unless the world takes silver dollars at the value of 1 billion bucks.. then it's worth something all over again into the building of cheese and ham sandwiches
thank you great one!
YES finally this thread is one of hte top threads on the homepage.
Let's celebrate by each and every one of us tickling at least ONE PERSON today, and please start as soon as possible or the celebration will have no meaning.
I love you and the way you tickle.
.:tickle tickle:.
hey my new concern is concnering the concerns of concerning. ponder: why should we concern what we dont concern is a concern? video games dont have concerns, water doesn't have concerns, so lets not concern ourselves with the concerning of other people's concerns about concerns in daily life.
awww, i'll only be 57 and either die from alocohol, cancer, drowning or playing with a gun. so young.
i can say from experience that life is fascinating at 57+
i am a toasty almond salmon sour cream based dip. please, just once, use me at your next fancy schmancy, it will be a good time i promise.
I am very concerned that this is not one of the Top Threads on the home page.
Concerns are important, they should be at the top of everyone's list. Who wants to be on a mailing list for ezabel concerns forum? When there is an important concern up date we will mass mail everyone.
ooh i like it i like it, please add me to the list cornbeefsamwhicho@myhairybutt.com
we are all concervned but we can't be giving out emails and sandwiches and rabbits
why not why not rabbits? WHY NOT RABBITS DANGIT?!?!?!?!
i know something about rabbits. i started the organization called "kids against kids preventing rabbits from having trix"
hey man trix are for kids
and chicks are for tys
ties are for guys
honestly, that was something that angered me as a kid. I was like "WHO DO THESE KIDS THINK THEY ARE?!" made me so mad. i'd give the rabbit tricks...*sniffle*
HEEEYY! You liar! You -know- that is a Hoowah inc. started organization!
well...HOOOWAAAAH!
I am concerned that there is not enough drama on Ezabel and not enough people are getting offended at ridiculously stupid crizzap!
lets stand around and hug, because that makes me feel like a master tickler
Well that offends me. :-P
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You've been tickl'd
I'm glad someone found this amusing but seriously I'm very offened by that. :-P
you are not yet master tickler, there's a test you must pass before i can bestow master tickler on you... follow me. and the white rabbit. bang bang, i shot you down.
"Bill, it's your baby"--BANG!
This is very good. I am glad to see you are standing up for what you think is a concern. This forum is perfect for displaying that concern and winning the favor of others who feel the same way. I hope you get the support you need in fulfilling your requests.
my current concern is that there is not enough moderation on this thread, im having a hard time sifting through my comments.
i also think the food forum should be removed or i will sue, everytime i see it i want to eat a lot and im becoming huge
you are huge, boy oh boy
I request that more people draw up concerns for good times...
so now that we have drawn up concerns we should start thinking about them and deciding how we are going to achieve them.
1. draw concerns
2. understand them
3. make false analyzations
4. make a pie graph, pie graphs taste good and show a lot about pie
5. impliement
6. support
you forget steps 7.??? and 8. PROFIT!!!
automatically implied dude
Wow I really feel drawing our concerns is a lot easier, I would like to call of the draft for more concerners
I have another concern i'd like to address
woah, hey that monkey sold me a car once! definitely good for sales power on ezabel. too bad theres no ressurection for the animals
ok listen, i lied... i rreally can draw with my bark hands and these are my concerns
this doesnt look like ezabel, is it to scale? i hate mozzilla stupid firefox renders ezabel wrong all the time
no no, see what i'm trying to point out is that the owner of this site is a white man who tries to steal baby seal eggs and throws them at the happy chinese kid.. when all of a sudden a hairy fire truck sounds it's alarm and jesus gets upset because he's feeding fish
oh yeah , the X, i dont know about the X, i guess i just made that one up to be cool
i definitely thing fire trucks should have red hair i usually dont seem them in traffic and those sirens arent loud enough. red hair == wins in all the sports in europe and it equals a good time in a basement
Sense they do not make to me
Bizarre is what they seem to be
hey TACO BURRITO Conversation..
NACHOS!
Oh spicy ranch on my chicken gordita, sante fe style, and no my friend, no mexican liquor could compete with such beauty.. well ok maybe just one more
Do you remember when Weird Al did a version of "Rico Suave", but it was called "Taco Grande?" HAHAH!! Best song EVER!!!
Let me tell you, I saw him live, he does a GREAT show! He's so funny!
Lots of geeks and fat kids there though. :P
dude? maybe. poet? DEFINITELY
dudes, this is a lot of work being constantly concerned about ezabel. anyone want to split the load? how about split the loaf of mana bread mr frodo, let me take some of the load, the load ... the LOOoOOooaaaaaaaad KISSS haha yeah they kissed but didnt show it you know it
yo... lets recruit more masters into our fold.
concerning is wearing me down.. WHO WANTS TO JOIN... sign up below...
and make sure you sign up in orderly fashion people... SINGLE FILE SINGLE FILE, and if you can sign up alphebetically that'd be nice.
oh and if you're a hot chick, this is the format i'd like you to use
First Name:
Last Name:
Location of hot pictures of myself in lingerie:
Phone Number:
Its important we hit single file, because this is the order we shall draw up our concerns as well. Maybe on line for me, the master of coucnil Fargo, and one for the master tickler of his own council.
wait, we have to draw our concerns? dude, i have the worst artist hands in the world. these bark hands are good for one thing... MAKING PAPER, how about i make the paper that you draw on, because , to tell the truth.... i really do like pictures
ok we will draw our concerns, i mean EYE, I will draw our concerns you make the paper. but hurry before this becomes a gap commercial and we start dancing with a dog and some old chick
what kinda old chick are we talking about here.. like pre-first egg drop... or post-first egg drop.
because i think that once a chick lays her first egg, she's no longer an old chick, but a hen.
i dont mind dancing with hens, as long as they mistake the corn on my feet as corn meal.
because it hurts really bad when hens peck at your feet
ouchie wally wally
ouchie bang bang
i dunno about the chick, i think shes definitely post drop, and no, DO NOT, i repeat with laxitive medication in my mouth, DO NOT wear corn rolls on your feet. probably ever.
anyway i drew our first concern, well concerns:
i think the mailboxes is definitely a problem
oh and do realize that this is not to scale, it should be more blue in there
both that was both poignant and somewhat sexual.. and i find that within these boundaries two men are not allowed to hold hands, so i'm sorry but.. from here on out i will have to stop our hand holding friday nights.
i know... GET OVER IT
you have to agree though, both old people and young people enjoy fine wine and cheese
Hey call me. you know how to reach me, i gots the emails, i gots the celluar telephones, i gots the web accesses
Hey, my ezabel concern is that there is not enough blue on the site i want more blue and more cowbell.
This is a TACO BURRITO conversation, NACHOS!
so get outta here
a new sensation a new sensation
a fine sensation a fine sensation. i will create a new sensation, but mr. vice will come up to me and say " this is a vice" ... and mr. virtue will come up to me and say " this is a virtue " ... and they both will fight over my new sensation, while sit down with glee
I was bamboozled. I still am. Poker in the back. Sometimes I run. I constructed a boat out of wood, it was a nice boat. But i couldn't get it to float , so i got upset. THen i realized that in order to get it to float i needed water, so i ran to the sink and put the boat in the sink and it floated. woo hooo
to tha window.....to tha wall.....
Senseless and mind numbing.
FUN doesn't make sense.
whoa no love. this dropped to the 4th position. cant eve rlet that happena gain.
int-sa, int-sa, int-sa, int-sa
porky pig porky pig, lap tops lap tops, porky pig porky pig, lap tops lap tops, pu ters pu ters, lap tops lap tops, pu ters pu ters, key boards key boards, lap tops lap tops
Whoa whoa, no need for name calling for name calling only leads to hurt and pain.
In a world where we are inundated with such hostility from strangers must friends
engage in such actions of hatred.. share the love and expel the hate and pain..
let me relate to you a story when i was in lebanon last month.
i was walking amidst the meadows filled with truffles and a saw a man, a sad man with a kind gentle face and i said to him
' sir, is everything alright ? ' ... there was no answer .. after a few moments he said to me " i'm in pain "..
and i said to him "Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.
And could you keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life,
your pain would not seem less wondrous than your joy;
And you would accept the seasons of your heart,
even as you have always accepted the seasons that pass over your fields.
And you would watch with serenity through the winters of your grief.
Much of your pain is self-chosen.
It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquillity:
For his hand, though heavy and hard, is guided by the tender hand of the Unseen,
And the cup he brings, though it burn your lips, has been fashioned of the clay which the Potter has moistened with His own sacred tears"
at this the gentle man stood up and embraced me as i have never been embraced by a man before
it felt a little gay. but, i didn't mind. doesn't make me gay does it?
i dont agree with this comment i think its untrue, but just my opinion. mod this one as roller coaster
hey so whats with the jumping? is it on?
wait a minute. this is not a musings thread guys. move it to the musings.
jealous. all your base belong to me
all your base and his base belong to me
all your asians belong to me, keep the base
hinki power belongs to me. no asian for you. take the base and the alien
i traded the alien for asian dog, keep the base and that ugly asian chick you keep calling dad
lets not talk about my half dad/ half ugly asian chick guardian ok or i'll tell everyone that the ugly russian you call a father has hotdog fingers.
oops too late, i just told everyone that your ugly russian father has hotdog fingers.
yeah the secret is out. now that the secret is out, the juice is loose, because your so stupid now i have to swim aruond collecting all this stupid fruit
i stopped producing fruit 3 years ago, i'm only producing seeds now. so get back on your broke boat , take a turn around the hobo, and collect all the gay gas you left behind
get outta our forum rogue
taco burrito conversation, NACHOS!
Man i'm all about games today... ready... Go:
IF you had a theme song... WHAT WOULD IT BE..
like wherever you go.. this song would be playing:
Get your Freak on Remix
are you saying that you like getting your feak on?
Yeah sometimes it's pretty fun
what about other times, when it's not fun?
ty this is a tough question, i'm really not sure. hmm...
copacobana....LOL
actually, dancing queen....i like the "cheese"
got it. Madonna- Like a virgin
you made it through the wilderness....somehow you made it through...
MRI is really short for NMRI , nuclear magnetic resonance imaging.
But no one would jump into a Nuclear device.
Imagine if someone left their belly/nipple/toungue ring on..
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOSHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My first concert...
Sermon on the Mt. 2443423 b.c.e
OK , Little game here... All replies in this thread... you must say someting... good/bad/hateful/joyful about the person who said something atop..
i'll give example
^^^ he's asian
^^^ he's asian too
^^^ still asian
^^^^^ He sexy mami
^^^ Wants to have ill mitch's baby
has a nice nanga...or something
i think he has a nice bike...and attractive knees
^^^ he can't have milk because he's too afraid
you were supposed to say something about me!
^^^ thinks she's the pink power ranger , when really.. she's just a VR trooper
shutup you existentialist...i am the pink power ranger...go planet!
^^^ confused power rangers with that of captain planets lackeys.
actually, i did it on purpose, to see if you'd notice...can i not be a power ranger though? they were dumb...captain planet...way cool...i wanna be linka
^^^ wants to be linka, the little mexican boy that controlled water .
alian gonzalaz...the cuban refugee
^^ anal about grammar and spelling
^^^ is extremely random, but extremely funny
mexicans?? whaaaa?
^^^ thinks mexicans are confusing
WOW, so does that mean i'm confusing???
^^^ thinks that dan thinks she's confusing
^^^making me laugh hysterically with confusion
^^^ secretly laughing at the fact that i have short legs, squinty eyes, and an amazing nalga
^^^hears "no time for love, Dr. Jones!"
^^^thinks i hear ' no time for love' but i really dont. maybe on holidays. but not everyday.
hahahha....okay, water...was controlled by the asian girl, the mexican boy controlled heart...and he wasnt mexican...i think he was brazillian...they don't even speak spanish there! linka is the blonde girl from the soviet union (which shows how outdated the show is....actually, i believe they changed it in the opening credits as politics changed)...kwame, he was earth and from africa...and wheeler (a real american name ::::Rolls eyes:::) was from america and in charge of fire
wheeler...he was the kid on the burger king bag who was in the wheelchair...haha
Timmy?!?! timmay timmay timmay!!! Jimmay jimmay jimmay TIMMAY!!!
right right , you're timmy, he's jimmy..
TIMMAY!!!!!!! timmay timmay sho sho timmay timmay jimmay timmay!
Gobbles!!!!!
^^^ loves japs for some reason. though there's this really cute japper at this resturant. i'd bite it.
^^^has no power to mark things informative
^^^ sleeps in a man-thong
es un suavecito papi
^^^ one sexy mama cita
^ always naked in my dreams playing a flute
^ always is naked playing the flute.
my dreams are real and in them im always awake
^^^ has aides.
Once, as I was burying one of my dead selves, the grave-digger came by and said to me, "Of all those who come here to bury, you alone I like."
Said I, "You please me exceedingly, but why do you like me?"
"Because," said he, "They come weeping and go weeping -- you only come laughing and go laughing."
Here is my Ezabel concern:
The use of 'Oh Snap' on the forums. I fear that its being used out of context at times. Its an old expression that when read doesn't carry the same effect as it does as a said expression. Saying 'OH SNAP' can be funny when appropriate. But reading 'oh snap' doesn't carry the same context. I'm seeing several people saying now too. Its cool if we bring it back, but in spoken word it carries more affect then written word.
Just my thoughts. *prepares for nothing but "OH SNAP" comments*
OH NO YOU DI'NT!!!
when I write OH SNAP, I almost always use in a sarcastic manner. i never say OH SNAP in real life. It's just a joke phrase I throw out every now and then.
NO SAY IT IN RL TO BRING IT BACK! IF WE ALL DO IT TOGETHER WE CAN SUCCEED!
come out to CA, you'll hear it plenty.....
do you know blake byers?
waht city is he from?
yeah i agree here, point was made clearly, i excitedly agree. use expressions you don't say normally but use them on the internet, and don't say expressions you use on the internet
w00T
WOOT is a good one. So is aye and bah. Good for the internet not for life.
"Meh", on the other hand, is universal
I say bah and blah all the time, and yes it souns weird to say outloud.
You know what else sounds REALLY weird to say outloud
some people's user names on here
like socalgal - saying that outloud is like a tickle for my mouth
haha
agreed. it's said sarcastically. oh snap LOOKS funny typed and when you hear it in your mind it sounds really funny. but when people say it and are serious--kinda silly.