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Ezabel: Concerns Hidden Gem sounds like a serious meta-discussion about the community. it is not. it is about the "master tickler" in musings. ilikebirds invented a fake monarchy and yay tried to vote himself out. things escalated.

yay by yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004 · 2,465 views

I think it's unlawful to have a master tickler in the musings page. I, like myself, and many others do not appreciate being tickled. I, like myself, also do not like being slave to the master tickler, and if someone would like to trade positions (tickle slave for regular user status) it would be well appreciated. Thanks in advance. Lots of love...

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modestjesse #43 modestjesseOG 2004

O'Doyle RULES!

yay #42 yayOG 2004

yay im so happy and I RULE

ilikebirds #42.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

what do you rule? the hairy nipple people?

cause i call the Hairy TIckler domain

ilikebirds #41 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Ty Pham RULES!

modestjesse #41.1 modestjesseOG 2004

who?

ilikebirds #40 ilikebirdsOG 2002

alessandra ambrosio is knox your sox gorgeous

ilikebirds #39 ilikebirdsOG 2002
ilikebirds #38 ilikebirdsOG 2002

http://www.gizmo.com.au/public/News/news.asp?articleid=2750

i want a dozen.
doesn't the picture look like they found some late rate butter face to do the add then took the face off another model and just pasted it on?

yay #38.1 yayOG 2004

dude what happens if you get your feet snagged by some like coral, your head rips off? nice

ilikebirds #37 ilikebirdsOG 2002

All you depp fans: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_905402.html?menu=

i tried out. and i'm in

ilikebirds #36 ilikebirdsOG 2002

lac·tate1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lktt)
intr.v. lac·tat·ed, lac·tat·ing, lac·tates
To secrete or produce milk.

ilikebirds #36.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Use in a sentence: THat cow is lactating and thus you should being to milk it's utters.

ilikebirds #36.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

the cow is lactating
it is milk he's creating
so lets drink up
empty our cup
and ask for more more more
because lactating cows, are the best cows
because lactating cows, are the best cows

yay #35 yayOG 2004

hey somebody rub my tummy this sucker is getting pretty hairy

ilikebirds #34 ilikebirdsOG 2002 informative

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

May 5th 2045
Ty Pham will be dead at 63 years old.

So say goodbye to me now...
OF COURSE:

19% death from alcoholism
18% cancer
17% heart attack
11% alien abduction
The Rest % i'm not worried about.

iwz #34.1 iwz

First of all, haha that test had ridiculous questions.

Secondly, I will die on:

March 3, 2054 at the age of 74 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

yay #34.1.1 yayOG 2004

I just sent you a bunch of greesy fat sausages. you will definitely die way before that

modestjesse #34.2 modestjesseOG 2004

August 8, 2044
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

It's sad cause my uncle swears he's going to be captain of a space ship too.

T
#34.3 toxicgirlOG 2003

I will die September 10, 2051 at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Homicide (18%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

thefunkyfresh #34.4 thefunkyfreshFounder

August 17, 2072
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)

thatdarngirl #34.4.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Confusion! heehehe how great

yay #34.4.2 yayOG 2004

you are winner. you got 90 years. i say we celebrate like we are the last of the mohikans, and rub each other's tummies because we are not wearing anything but these feathers we got from a macy's down blanket that is 50% off

tinser #34.5 tinserOG 2002

haha, i read quickly that you'd die of breast cancer

N
#34.6 nine9starOG 2001

December 5, 2084
at the age of 101 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Boredom(41%)
Mental abduction (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (7%)

skaorsk8 #34.6.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey! you're back!!

thatdarngirl #34.7 thatdarngirlOG 2002

haven't taken that in a while..despite my love for thespark.com

March 3, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)

specialk #34.8 specialkOG 2003

April 26th, 2055, at the age of 74 years old. FUN test! Very uplifting...death and all. :)

beachgirl32f #34.9 beachgirl32fOG 2003

i will dies when im 75 as that thing says i hope new system is here beofre i even hit the big 40 lol

reaf #34.10 reafOG 2002

i will die at the age of 69 it says
Drowning (10%)
Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Cancer (3%)

modestjesse #34.10.1 modestjesseOG 2004

Don't buy a rifle and stay out of the water, you'll be ok!

ilikebirds #33 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Sometimes when i'm tired and walk outside i see david hasselhoff standing there in a cool leather jacket, and right behind him is gary coleman. they are both rockin' these cool leather jackets and i'm all ' hey i want one '...

thats usually when i wake up and continuing fishing with my uncle johnny. he loves fishing so much , one day he told me " hey buddy, i love fishing " and thats when i knew that my uncle johnny really loved fishing. yea he's the uncle i call PAPA PHAM

ilikebirds #32 ilikebirdsOG 2002

sometimes when peruvians come up to me and say " hola ey ey chino " and wave a camera around... i just pose and say " CHEESE " and they take the picture and share it with everyone back at home. and that makes me feel good

ilikebirds #31 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Anyone who gets this riddle Will be able to say " Hey i got this riddle "

There once was a man from kentucky
his uncle always called him chucky
he had a wooden leg and a red hat
he had a wooden arm and a dead cat
Who am I ?

skaorsk8 #31.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

the colonel with the orignal recipie chicken??

ilikebirds #31.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

nope. come again

ilikebirds #30 ilikebirdsOG 2002

waking up, hopping into your truck... pull out.. and BAM
flat tire.
Late for work and tired, Must hop on Motorcycle.
Ugh. I make all left turns going to work.
LEFT TURN SIGNAL - left turns.

ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!!!! that doesn't help.
The left turn signals dont pick up on bikes and i wait, and wait, and wait... until someone behind me shows up.

i'm sick and tired of getting tickets for left turns.

ilikebirds #29 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Thankgoodness for showtime. Britney live in miami last night, whew. so hot in lingerie. so hot with the darker hair.

forrestina #29.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i am so mad i missed that!

ilikebirds #29.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

whew. hot. i dont understand how there are little girls in the audience for that. like 2 year old girls.. singling along with britney in lingerie.. hot for me. weird for 2 year olds.

forrestina #29.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

did you tape it for me??

socalgal #29.2 socalgalOG 2003

i agree she was SO hot!!! I love the dark hair, luv britney, bad lip syncing though but she's too hot, she can pull it off

ilikebirds #29.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

that form fitting black leather zipper flipper outfit... sheesh. and seriously... how does that dancer guy get that job... omg.

socalgal #29.2.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

i luved em all, shes jsut a hottie!

perrin #28 perrinOG 2004

My biggest concern is that I think some peoples comments are making me dumber. lol

skaorsk8 #28.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey! what are you saying!

perrin #28.1.1 perrinOG 2004

I don't know anymore that's my point. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

socalgal #28.2 socalgalOG 2003

wow you need to denounce you're HG title then.....tsk tsk

perrin #28.2.1 perrinOG 2004

Well I'm not dumb just yet just worried that I might be getting dumber. :-P

juicymango #27 juicymangoOG 2003

I was tickled yesterday, but only for a moment.

yay #27.1 yayOG 2004

this comment is halarious mod this one up a point and mod the email until it explodes from tickling. thank you

tinser #27.2 tinserOG 2002

i reeeeeally don't like to be tickled

thatdarngirl #27.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Neither do I! It's not even a matter of I don't like being touched..or laughing hurts or anything. I really do not enjoy being tickled like 99.9% of the time.

forrestina #27.2.2 forrestinaOG 2002

i dont understand why the tickler thinks you're enjoying it just because you are laughing.

perrin #27.2.2.1 perrinOG 2004

Well that's precisly why people associate laughter with fun so if you are laughing when they are tickling you, you must be enjoying it. lol

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

no! it's torture!

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah it is that's what makes it so much fun to do. :-P

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

I HATE being tickled and it's one of the things I never do to kids. I used to be tickled to death as a kid. In fact for years I couldn't lay down to watch TV with my arms up by my head because my brothers' friends would always tickle me. Even when no one was around I had a complex about doing that. In fact I actually got an infection one time because my cousin tickled me and I guess she had dirt under her nails. Not fun.

tinser tinserOG 2002

see, i think the thing that makes tickling un-enjoyable...is a) its stimulating your touch cells in an un-desireable way and b) it makes you twitch around and move uncontrollably...who likes that?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i HATE tickling more than ANYTHING like, i'd rather listen to No Doubt's overplayed songs than be tickled, sometimes. HOLY CRAP i hate it so much, I cant breathe, oh man it feels terrible. I have been known to kick very hard in not fun places when a boy attempts to tickle me. Heh.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

this whole sub thread is blasphemous. tickling is fun. apparently none of you have experience the joy and pleasure that is ticklation by the master tickler tickler. yo, fish sticks

ilikebirds #26 ilikebirdsOG 2002

so i'm driving down the road...and i'm stopped at a red light, nothing fancy... i'm sure all have you have been stopped at a red light? yes? so basically you know where i'm coming from.

well i'm listening to CHICAGO - died in your arms tonight...

And i'm singing all loud, my windows are down.. having a good time with myself.. sooo i'm singing ... the chorus and i turn left as i usually do at a stop sign.

AND BAM, there's a man carrying a bag in his teeth and he has no arms.
He's looking right back at me, as the radio is saying " diiiied in your armmmms tonight "

so in my mind i'm thinking " hahah this guy has no arms .. haha no one can die in them.. ahhaha what a loser "

anyway i look at him, and he crunches his shoulders and says 'your mom'

umm... does anyone have a friend with no arms? what does crunching your shoulders mean.. i dont know.

anyway i'm enraged by this.. so i jump out of the vehicle and say
" yea do you remember GYM CLASS in HIGHSCHOOL HUH ? HUH ?.. do you remember arm circles..?? huh.. look at me.. look at me.. forward .. forward... REVERSE REVERSE!!!"

and he crunches his shoudlers again..so i start.. open and shutting my car door.. haha
" can you do this.. huh.. can you.. huh huh"

then i locked myself out of the truck.

so what did you all learn ?

the man with no arms, always gets the last laugh.

ilikebirds #25 ilikebirdsOG 2002

speaking of friday.
never run a stop sign.
.o7 is whew.

ilikebirds #24 ilikebirdsOG 2002

so today is my friday. since i called in sick for tommorow.

anyone ever do that.
i mean be like

boss : ' ty can you go upstairs and work on the ftds32 project'
ty: ' yeaa i can, i'll try my best but i'm a little ill '
boss : ' yea whats wrong'
ty: ' my stomach is sick and i have this crazy headache '
boss : ' wow thats rough , well dont try to hard . we can always get it done later '
ty: ' ok thanks'...

so i go home from work.. party it up.. and then come friday morning i sent my boss an email .

ty: ' wow i feel horrible. i tried to get up and go to work, but my stomach is cringing.. mind if i take a day off'
boss : ' ohh that bug still bothering you from yesterday, yea feel free ... i 'll get another guy to cover your work.'
ty: ' thanks boss, i appreciate the king gesture, when i come back monday, no matter how i'm feeling i'll be back.. and work twice as hard. thanks .'

thefunkyfresh #24.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

you know, anything times zero is still zero

ilikebirds #24.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ty x 0 = zero

yay #24.1.1.1 yayOG 2004

yo drop the zero and get with the hero on my crouch rocket motorcyle, oo me and you babe we can ride fast, or slow whichever you prefer because i think you are sexy you make me feet warmer by the second

yay #23 yayOG 2004

This is a story i made it is a choose your own adventure type of story which will require group participation:

Your name is RedCobby, you are a small worthless human, about three feet in stature, with curly ratty brownish hair. Because you like cheetos you have become huge and look like a dwarve depcited in a science-fanatsy novel. Your adventure starts in the dark moon lit woods in front of an old abandoned house. You are overcome with fear as you slip past the broken down once white fence. You come up to three possible entrances to the house:

1. Pry the plywood off of the boarded up window
2. Enter into the crawl space
3. Climb the house up onto the roof

ilikebirds #23.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

c.

yay #23.1.1 yayOG 2004

c. the house collapsed on you and you died, your dead, there is no more story, you are terrible at these type of books, book wins

ilikebirds #23.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

A-HA you are wrong sir. There was no C. i made a trick answer, and you the book fell for it. your options were 1.2.3. .. haha i win. The book has been outsmarted.

time to put on my teletubby outfit and milk some cambodian cows.

yay yayOG 2004

No no, wrong again f-iend. There are three choices, yes visible to the eye, but there are also many many answers to the riddle:

I once was an egg, an egg for a chicken, but now I'm a spread, good for finger lickin

Actually that is only one riddle for one answer let me try again:

A vegetable or fruit no one knows, has some seeds thats how it will grow, it makes great paste but not the sticky kind, on triangular food that is one of a kind.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

oooo! tomato! pizza! i got it!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I got one for you:

Sometimes I'm fried other times i'm boiled
Play with me and your pants will get soiled
Some light me on fire
Others say I look like a tire
But all that matters is that you're gay
ANd when you eat this you skip and play.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

play-doh?? that's my guess.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you soil your pants and skip about gayly when playing with play-doh? cause if you do, i want in

ilikebirds #22 ilikebirdsOG 2002

SO the other day i'm walking through this park...and there were squirrels alll around. so a light bulb, one of those really bright halogen bulbs that never die out because they have constant flowage of gas in them, appears on the top of my head. because look... i have an idea.

anyway i thought why not put nuts.. like acorns, and chest nuts, maybe even walnuts , because i hear they are in this year...
anyway tape all these nuts all over your naked body and lay in the middle of the park.
until all these squirrels come and feast on your body.
but they can't because the nuts are taped down.

so the squirrels get all frustrated.. and go home.
so papa squirrel goes home and goes
" chi chi chink chi nuts chi chi chook chook"
- sorry kids this chink taped all the nuts to his body no
food for you
" chi chi chink cha cha chi cha chek "
- oh papa, i was really looking for walnuts, i hear they
are in this season. i hate chinks
" chi chi chink chi chi chi christmas chi chi chack"
- i know tiny tim, i know. it's those darn chinks always
hording the nuts for themselves. i managed to get one nut
though tiny tim. it's a bit soft, and unlike any other i've
had , but it's all yours
" chi chi chak chak cook it"
- oh papa, i love you papa. wait this isn't a nut, this is
a...

story to be finished at a later time.

yay #21 yayOG 2004 offtopic

farco the guy that gave me his brain:

ilikebirds #20 ilikebirdsOG 2002

SMILE NEXT TIME DARKNESS, evil evil darkness

It's a celebration, ENJOY YOURSELVES

modestjesse #20.1 modestjesseOG 2004

Hey man, his tux showed up for the wedding, maybe he had second thoughts.

yay #20.2 yayOG 2004

PZYCO DRAGON ONWZ JOOO

ilikebirds #19 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Whenever you eat chee-tos you should always try to tickle someone, because chee-tos gives you this mystical orange glow on your hands.. And when you come at people yelling " i am the wonderful wizard of tickling, look at my orange fingers" people scream like japanese people seeing godzilla. plus chee-to fingers are awesome. high five to that

yay #19.1 yayOG 2004

Even though Im on an opposing council I totally hi-five the cheetos. Cheetos are so good, I like taking the cheetos in my mouth and sucking the air out of them so they crumble to dust ever do that?

ilikebirds #19.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i pretty much do the same exact thing but i just dont suck the air out of cheetos. i just usually blow air in kazoos.
and make beautiful tickle soundtracks.

T
#18 toxicgirlOG 2003

I am concerned that Thai has too many screen names

ilikebirds #18.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

you are mistaken my dear. Currently there are only two existing, breathing, and sexy members in the order of Tickle Sensation Orafication, i like to call it TSO for short. I am the master tickler and there's a servant to the master tickler who also serves on the tickle council. He's the general, SO i like to call him GENERAL TSO . He makes good chicken too, some of you more classy palett'd folks would know about this. ANyway bow down to me, now. Or be tickled. :: tickle tickle ::

yay #18.1.1 yayOG 2004

But let it stand that I AM NOT, NOT, the general TSO servant because I have increased my powers through the works I have done with my hands. So more than likely these means we have two opposing tickle councils, one lead by farco (which is me because i swapped brains with him) and one unit lead by i like birds, head of TSO.

ilikebirds #18.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Oh so is this how you decide to inform me of your betrayal... Leaving my order to create your own. I hope you die and burn in tickle hades, i hope that every tickle you commit from now on will be your last. I hope that your mothers tickle will wither and perish in the darkness of hatred. Disillusioning you to the point where you manipulate your own body in weird contorting positions. What i say, will become.

yay yayOG 2004

Hmmm perhaps we should join and create a tickle supreme dominiation, a tickle that no one can outlast

yay yayOG 2004

NEVERMIND, I quit tickling, now because of my supreme tickling status I have the power to make people poop and pee when I look at them and click my tongue

yay yayOG 2004

Through the use of the internet this will be denoted by a |chooj|. I name my council the Tuddy Rexpin Order

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

My tickle, my tickle, wherever i go my tickle goes, my tickle my tickle. seee thats how gay your theme song is.
I however, in the TSO order, have a peddling minstrel how creates beautiful ballads whenever i walk into a room

whenever you are sad
whenever you are mad
you need a tickle
whenever you are down
whenever you frounw
you need a tickle
and i'll do it for less than a nickle.
my tickle my tickle, wherever i go, my tickle goes

yay yayOG 2004

No I dont tickle anymore how many times do i have to tell you I make people poop and pee on command. So my theme song is:

|chooj| a doop chooj a doop chooj a doop a doop a doop

Come to my concert it will be fun time. Shotgun not cleaning up

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 yay

you can't shot gun not cleaning up yet, we aren't even there yet ! the rules to shotgun chooj clearly state that you have to be in the viscinity of the chooj.

yay yayOG 2004 ilikebirds

I know you will come to my concert because you are going to try to tickle all of my fans and im going to go |chooj| and you going to have to clean up everything even the pillow fight you will start

Oh and the concert is on May 21, 2004, so everyone be there we will have cake and coffee

|chooj|

yay #17 yayOG 2004

Hello, again: Just in light of recent events, in case you are a tad confused, i like birds was master tickler. Because of my supreme powers recieved through my dedicated and numerous ticklings I have ousted him from his position. Let it be known that i like birds will now not regain his master council position now that Farco, supreme tickler, has givin me his brain, and I can tickle with more parts of my body then i like birds can, in fact I can even use other items to tickle with, like q-tips and feathers. However, this does not mean i like birds will not be part of the council, it only means you should stop awaiting his return as head and master of the tickle council.

ilikebirds #17.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

THis is pure mutiny . Are you trying to usurp my master tickler powers. I gave birth to the Tickle Order after a hard 9 months of tickling little babies. I mean , who of you has gazed opon the face of a child and not felt the need to illicit laughter.
I get all giddy inside when i see the fat cheeks of a fat baby lighting up a fat stogie , to smoke

yay #16 yayOG 2004

Hello All,
As head of the tickle council now, I've been greatly strained in achieving the best for everyone through my incredible powers of tickling. So I call for five (5, like the hand has 5) young heros, heros who will travel abroad, tickling little children and celebrities, grandmas and grandpas, midgets and hamsters, and every living thing alike. I assure you my dear friends, your reward will come, your hi-fives await you, in fact, those who sign up get an instant hi-five from head council farco.

skaorsk8 #16.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

oooooh! pick me pick me!

ilikebirds #16.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

You forgot an important guideline in the tickle order and certainly the most mandatory: Must not have love handles. Because no one really wants to tickle a person with love handles , i mean... what are you really tickling then , if not just the side, pit, foot, or neck of an individual

yodasucka #15 yodasuckaOG 2003

as my best friend Dan Hill would say "please be quiet, the grown ups are talking"

yay #15.1 yayOG 2004

::tickle tickle::
You've been tickled by the tickle master, you may now recieve your hi-five

yay #15.2 yayOG 2004

...and as my best friend yay would say, in a nice short concise sentance: yay for the pizza, yay for the furry animals, yay we are jumping up and down hitting hi fives left and right, yay for lisps, yay for furry people, yay for the lint in a belly button, yay for the person that enjoys picking it out, yay for spicey meatballs which are never actually spicey, yay for microtouch to cut hairs we dont normally care about, yay for buffets, yay for cartwheels, yay for my huge muscles, yay for my brain trainsplant from farco, yay for indian style sitting, yay for FARCO leader of the tickles and pickles

yay #14 yayOG 2004

Since the highest part of the tickle council, namely the master tickler, will be incognito (1.4 billion people's favorite word) for a while, I must handle all further events and orginazational matters concerning tickling, talk of tickling, or representation of tickling. May my huge head save us all and win in the big head olympics.

yay #14.1 yayOG 2004

My first issue, as substituted tickle master, deals with the tickling of oneself. Why? Why, can, not oneself, tickle oneself? I think this law was instituted and ordained by God so that one could not increase his/her tickle status into becoming a highly ranked ticklet servant manager or master. Discuss....

tinser #13 tinserOG 2002 offtopic

nearly this entire forum is a discussion between i like birds and yay....sheer insanity

thatdarngirl #13.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..I didn't read it. Actually, I couldn't read it.

starshiptrooper #13.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

they're funny guys tho, entertaining.

yay #13.3 yayOG 2004

hey who let you in here, this is a private chat room, hacker! hacker! put a watch on this one

tinser #13.3.1 tinserOG 2002

haha....yeah...i know too much, i've seen the secret plans

perrin #13.4 perrinOG 2004

Yes I totally agree. lol

yay #13.4.1 yayOG 2004

We will use force if we need to. I have strong muscles and can beat people up with them

socalgal #13.5 socalgalOG 2003

it cracked me up! total characters! it kept me entertained

starshiptrooper #12 starshiptrooperOG 2003

what do u mean by TICKLING?? Sorry I'm a little slow. its the age thing, Mr Yay.

yay #12.1 yayOG 2004

To touch lightly, so as to produce a peculiar thrilling sensation, which commonly causes laughter, and a kind of spasm which become dengerous if too long protracted.

ilikebirds #11 ilikebirdsOG 2002 offtopic

I hate having saucy fingers.

ilikebirds #10 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Everyone take note :

Take care
Brush Your Hair.

Because sometimes people aren't picking up what i'm putting down, and they dont listen to me when i say " yo , son.. your hair is whack, its about time you got it done-did ya hear. "

so pick up what i'm putting down before you get beat up from the feet up

or tore up from the floor up

whatever is your perogative

beachbum #10.1 beachbumOG 2002

hahaha ...brush your hair. you got that from scott, didn't you?

yay #10.2 yayOG 2004

i will brush yours if you brush mine

ilikebirds #10.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

only if you promise to shake your leg a lot, like dogs do when you tickle them near their nipples.

socalgal #10.3 socalgalOG 2003

i dont like brushing my hair

yay #9 yayOG 2004

Wait are we in the musings are council of Eld-a-tohr, second council to the elders of tickling?

yay #8 yayOG 2004

Well I thought it was funny that we have two wierd looking animals starting at us in here, they are so tall

ilikebirds #8.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha i'm so short, they are so tall. it's like opposites attracting and stuff

yay #8.1.1 yayOG 2004

Hahaha i think we are here to tickle them for helping us jump

ilikebirds #7 ilikebirdsOG 2002

So i'm all in a rush to get to the airport last night and this guy is all easy listening his way down the road right.

SO i'm flippin out..
I need to get from point A to point B within the next 4 minutes
and mr. easy listenin is cruising at an altitude of slowness.

So what do i do. I pull up on the shoulder.. look at him and swerve my hands like i was pretending the swerve the wheel and hit him..

SO he gets all scared and swerves into the other lane, almost hitting a sedan. but he made it safe.

and i made it to POINT B... with 1 minute to spare.

yay #7.1 yayOG 2004

yeah yeah i see, the problem i see, is the person, the person is in your way, you need to get rid of the person to solve your problems

fivezero #7.2 fivezeroOG 2003

awesome idea!

yay #7.2.1 yayOG 2004

hey how did you know his name?

ilikebirds #7.2.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i guess he snuck into the master tickler archives. I told you to detail the security for it, What have you been doing instead?!?!?!?!?!?! answer me

yay yayOG 2004

I watched it im standing on top of it one dee ten tee

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

good bob. where's your fish

yay #6 yayOG 2004

On a furthering issue I think it might be advantageous if we left out tickling details, as per say, body parts or what fingers/appendages are used, it's just going to take up too much typing space and people need to get work done.

ilikebirds #6.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

So this is where our Tickel-dom differs. I believe that details are the spice of life, where as you believe they are as bland as beets on a hot sunny day.

We must call forth the tickle-elder council of funneyness

yay #6.1.1 yayOG 2004

We are the tickler elder council of funeyness my master

yay #5 yayOG 2004

Look, settle down now everyone, all i know is that we have to come to a conclusion very very soon. I feel by adding this clause to our already established foundation of tickelers everyone will enjoy themselves and the duty will be well split between us all.

ilikebirds #5.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Apparently we have gotten everyone angry. They believe that if they are tickled they will not get high fives, but thats not true. As long as they stick to the agreement to pass it on, they will receive a life time of of joy and high fives

yay #5.1.1 yayOG 2004

Yes I think as head servant tickler we are very sorry, and I'm sure I speak to on behalf of the whole tickle council that hi fives will still be served regardless of my status as head servant tickler

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

sometimes when my mom tries to wake me up, i dont get up. so she yells out " ty i'm gonna tickle you"... but my mom doesn't get it that when i'm sleeping my subconcious is under control and my concious mind can not hear sounds from the concious world that my mom is speaking in. i'm off dreaming about lilly pads and mexican pizzas, and there she is in my room yelling out " TICKLE TicKle "

so what if your dreams really did exist but it was just another dimension , like the 23rd dimension. but not the 22nd, we dont talk about the 22nd anymore.

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

sometimes i wake up and say " can i tickle myself today " .. so i put on latex gloves, at first i tred rubber.. but there's not enough sensitivity. sooo i put on the latex and then the tickling commenced.. problem was , i wasn't there. i was somewhere else. go figure. i'm so goofy

yay #3.1 yayOG 2004

stick to the issue at hand, don't wonder with nonsense, its so annoying

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Look even if you're the biggest guy in the world, and you're russian and won 23423 strong man competitions, which you all can catch on espn. you would still hate being tickeled. trust me... tickling is crazy torture

socalgal #2.1 socalgalOG 2003

esp after you've had like a LARGE glass of water

yay #2.2 yayOG 2004

yes so i refuse to be servant anymore this is why i am not a small guy like you, big guys laugh harder and it hurts my throat

ilikebirds #2.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but as servant you carry out my tickling needs. with ice cream. i promise i'll give you 3 cones of ice cream for every angry russian you tickle and make happy

yay #2.2.1.1 yayOG 2004

oh well this isnt in the contract, im somewhat disappointed

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well look, i dont mind going through arbitration, we can re-work the contract as long as you are willing to be open minded in your discussions.
remember:

THE MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE

IT ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE

ilikebirds #1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ALL must obey the master tickler or no more high fives for anyone. .:TICKLE TICKLE:. YAY is my servant now, he will dish out the tickles.

yay #1.1 yayOG 2004

not if i get voted out i can have someone supercede me

ilikebirds #1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

this is no democracy sir, if it was, the word SERVANT would not have been introduced into this juncture. What this is , is a MONARCHY , a pure monoarchy where i have 100% complete control of the land and it's produce

yay #1.1.1.1 yayOG 2004

i know i vote myself out as head servant tickler

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you can't vote yourself out unless there are more servant ticklers, and you are the only servavnt tickler . so thus in turn , you can not vote yourself out.

yay yayOG 2004

I can totally do that I have enough ezabel points to enable myself voting privelages for my class of servant tickler. Also you're not level 13 tickler, you're only 5, so you don't have that much power of what I can do, I'm only one level away from master ticker, you're only a ticker because I am your servant

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

what are you talking about, i invented the master tickler. he is me and me is he.

anyway lets talk politics...
the gaza strip and the israeli's, thats rough huh

yay yayOG 2004

yeah totally the attack on the hamas leader i think might have been a wrong turn

but then again, that whole area is one huge wrong turn, its sad they cant just step outside for a second and see how ridiculous they are in their actions

but personally i think they stirred up another bees nest

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i man, he was a guy in a wheelchair.. and was controlling the radical hamas group.

but now that he's dead, the angry hamas militans will only lash out and make things worst for the israelis.

i stil say we should go there and go clubbin'. i hear the airfare is cheap.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ilikebirds

yo, screw hamas - hUmas, is where it's at...anybody ever have this stuff?..it's like, pureed chickpeas w/all different kinds of flavoring - you put it on crackers & pita bread & stuff..it rocks...and tabuli!..tabuli rocks too!..& taliban nuggets!woo hoo!..god bless middle eastern cuisine!..

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ophelia

my mom makes some REALLY good tabuli. i put it on some crackers. WOW. amazing.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 skaorsk8

sooo, uhh...what's your mom doing friday night?

perrin perrinOG 2004 ophelia

Oh man he really did just say your mom. lol

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

I've been eating humus and pita every day for lunch this week. Very yummy!

yay yayOG 2004 thatdarngirl

Not going to very yummy when I tickle you while you eat it. Oh the look on someones face after spitting out liquids and food from a tickle puts a ho hummy in my tummy

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 thatdarngirl

humus is horrible. it's like a tickle gone bad. like when someone tickles you and they have really long fingernails. because they are too lazy to clip them. and before you know it.. there's a WHEN TICKLES GO WRONG on fox.. and it's stories of how people with love handles have nails stuck in them...
first of all , if you have love handles you shouldn't be getting tickled.
geez you retards . go join the special olympics or something if you're so retarded

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ophelia

hahahaha HAMAS. I was like what the heck is he talking about them for? yeah but humus is nasty

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