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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

So i'm all in a rush to get to the airport last night and this guy is all easy listening his way down the road right.

SO i'm flippin out..
I need to get from point A to point B within the next 4 minutes
and mr. easy listenin is cruising at an altitude of slowness.

So what do i do. I pull up on the shoulder.. look at him and swerve my hands like i was pretending the swerve the wheel and hit him..

SO he gets all scared and swerves into the other lane, almost hitting a sedan. but he made it safe.

and i made it to POINT B... with 1 minute to spare.

yay yayOG 2004

yeah yeah i see, the problem i see, is the person, the person is in your way, you need to get rid of the person to solve your problems

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

awesome idea!

yay yayOG 2004

hey how did you know his name?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i guess he snuck into the master tickler archives. I told you to detail the security for it, What have you been doing instead?!?!?!?!?!?! answer me

yay yayOG 2004

I watched it im standing on top of it one dee ten tee

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

good bob. where's your fish

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