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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

So i'm all in a rush to get to the airport last night and this guy is all easy listening his way down the road right.

SO i'm flippin out..
I need to get from point A to point B within the next 4 minutes
and mr. easy listenin is cruising at an altitude of slowness.

So what do i do. I pull up on the shoulder.. look at him and swerve my hands like i was pretending the swerve the wheel and hit him..

SO he gets all scared and swerves into the other lane, almost hitting a sedan. but he made it safe.

and i made it to POINT B... with 1 minute to spare.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

yeah yeah i see, the problem i see, is the person, the person is in your way, you need to get rid of the person to solve your problems

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

awesome idea!

yay yayOG 2004 ·

hey how did you know his name?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i guess he snuck into the master tickler archives. I told you to detail the security for it, What have you been doing instead?!?!?!?!?!?! answer me

yay yayOG 2004 ·

I watched it im standing on top of it one dee ten tee

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

good bob. where's your fish

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