Since the highest part of the tickle council, namely the master tickler, will be incognito (1.4 billion people's favorite word) for a while, I must handle all further events and orginazational matters concerning tickling, talk of tickling, or representation of tickling. May my huge head save us all and win in the big head olympics.
My first issue, as substituted tickle master, deals with the tickling of oneself. Why? Why, can, not oneself, tickle oneself? I think this law was instituted and ordained by God so that one could not increase his/her tickle status into becoming a highly ranked ticklet servant manager or master. Discuss....