Hello All,
As head of the tickle council now, I've been greatly strained in achieving the best for everyone through my incredible powers of tickling. So I call for five (5, like the hand has 5) young heros, heros who will travel abroad, tickling little children and celebrities, grandmas and grandpas, midgets and hamsters, and every living thing alike. I assure you my dear friends, your reward will come, your hi-fives await you, in fact, those who sign up get an instant hi-five from head council farco.
oooooh! pick me pick me!
You forgot an important guideline in the tickle order and certainly the most mandatory: Must not have love handles. Because no one really wants to tickle a person with love handles , i mean... what are you really tickling then , if not just the side, pit, foot, or neck of an individual