SO the other day i'm walking through this park...and there were squirrels alll around. so a light bulb, one of those really bright halogen bulbs that never die out because they have constant flowage of gas in them, appears on the top of my head. because look... i have an idea.

anyway i thought why not put nuts.. like acorns, and chest nuts, maybe even walnuts , because i hear they are in this year...
anyway tape all these nuts all over your naked body and lay in the middle of the park.
until all these squirrels come and feast on your body.
but they can't because the nuts are taped down.

so the squirrels get all frustrated.. and go home.
so papa squirrel goes home and goes
" chi chi chink chi nuts chi chi chook chook"
- sorry kids this chink taped all the nuts to his body no
food for you
" chi chi chink cha cha chi cha chek "
- oh papa, i was really looking for walnuts, i hear they
are in this season. i hate chinks
" chi chi chink chi chi chi christmas chi chi chack"
- i know tiny tim, i know. it's those darn chinks always
hording the nuts for themselves. i managed to get one nut
though tiny tim. it's a bit soft, and unlike any other i've
had , but it's all yours
" chi chi chak chak cook it"
- oh papa, i love you papa. wait this isn't a nut, this is
a...

story to be finished at a later time.