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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

so today is my friday. since i called in sick for tommorow.

anyone ever do that.
i mean be like

boss : ' ty can you go upstairs and work on the ftds32 project'
ty: ' yeaa i can, i'll try my best but i'm a little ill '
boss : ' yea whats wrong'
ty: ' my stomach is sick and i have this crazy headache '
boss : ' wow thats rough , well dont try to hard . we can always get it done later '
ty: ' ok thanks'...

so i go home from work.. party it up.. and then come friday morning i sent my boss an email .

ty: ' wow i feel horrible. i tried to get up and go to work, but my stomach is cringing.. mind if i take a day off'
boss : ' ohh that bug still bothering you from yesterday, yea feel free ... i 'll get another guy to cover your work.'
ty: ' thanks boss, i appreciate the king gesture, when i come back monday, no matter how i'm feeling i'll be back.. and work twice as hard. thanks .'

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you know, anything times zero is still zero

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ty x 0 = zero

yay yayOG 2004

yo drop the zero and get with the hero on my crouch rocket motorcyle, oo me and you babe we can ride fast, or slow whichever you prefer because i think you are sexy you make me feet warmer by the second

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