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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

so today is my friday. since i called in sick for tommorow.

anyone ever do that.
i mean be like

boss : ' ty can you go upstairs and work on the ftds32 project'
ty: ' yeaa i can, i'll try my best but i'm a little ill '
boss : ' yea whats wrong'
ty: ' my stomach is sick and i have this crazy headache '
boss : ' wow thats rough , well dont try to hard . we can always get it done later '
ty: ' ok thanks'...

so i go home from work.. party it up.. and then come friday morning i sent my boss an email .

ty: ' wow i feel horrible. i tried to get up and go to work, but my stomach is cringing.. mind if i take a day off'
boss : ' ohh that bug still bothering you from yesterday, yea feel free ... i 'll get another guy to cover your work.'
ty: ' thanks boss, i appreciate the king gesture, when i come back monday, no matter how i'm feeling i'll be back.. and work twice as hard. thanks .'

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

you know, anything times zero is still zero

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

ty x 0 = zero

yay yayOG 2004 ·

yo drop the zero and get with the hero on my crouch rocket motorcyle, oo me and you babe we can ride fast, or slow whichever you prefer because i think you are sexy you make me feet warmer by the second

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