so i'm driving down the road...and i'm stopped at a red light, nothing fancy... i'm sure all have you have been stopped at a red light? yes? so basically you know where i'm coming from.

well i'm listening to CHICAGO - died in your arms tonight...

And i'm singing all loud, my windows are down.. having a good time with myself.. sooo i'm singing ... the chorus and i turn left as i usually do at a stop sign.

AND BAM, there's a man carrying a bag in his teeth and he has no arms.
He's looking right back at me, as the radio is saying " diiiied in your armmmms tonight "

so in my mind i'm thinking " hahah this guy has no arms .. haha no one can die in them.. ahhaha what a loser "

anyway i look at him, and he crunches his shoulders and says 'your mom'

umm... does anyone have a friend with no arms? what does crunching your shoulders mean.. i dont know.

anyway i'm enraged by this.. so i jump out of the vehicle and say
" yea do you remember GYM CLASS in HIGHSCHOOL HUH ? HUH ?.. do you remember arm circles..?? huh.. look at me.. look at me.. forward .. forward... REVERSE REVERSE!!!"

and he crunches his shoudlers again..so i start.. open and shutting my car door.. haha
" can you do this.. huh.. can you.. huh huh"

then i locked myself out of the truck.

so what did you all learn ?

the man with no arms, always gets the last laugh.