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thefunkyfresh Oct 3, 2002

you know what happens to fireflies that get to close to light bulbs right? they explode.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

BEWARE. People i fall in love with tend to explode. watch out,Berndadette Peters

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i thought that you were the firefly and she was the light bulb. by the way, calling a girl a light bulb isn't exactly a compliment. she might think you're telling her she's round, made of glass, and illuminitory. and illuminitory isn't even a real word, so she might even think you're telling her she doesn't exist!

reaf reafOG 2002

LOL,, you are cracking me up today!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

Shoot we left out the obligitory "A Bug's Life" joke

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

haha! good point

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

actually i was reffering to her as a light that warms me up

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

very romantic. "darling, your eyes are like two lit pools in the moonlight. your lips are like soft pillows that i long only to touch. you're also like a... big light bulb, sorta... ya know, with light and stuff coming out... "warming" me, get it? dang, i was on a roll and i killed it!"

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

hahahahahaha, yea, ok

jay79 jay79OG 2001

hahahahahahaha...that was so good :)

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

now THAT'S funny!

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