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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 informative

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

May 5th 2045
Ty Pham will be dead at 63 years old.

So say goodbye to me now...
OF COURSE:

19% death from alcoholism
18% cancer
17% heart attack
11% alien abduction
The Rest % i'm not worried about.

iwz iwz

First of all, haha that test had ridiculous questions.

Secondly, I will die on:

March 3, 2054 at the age of 74 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

yay yayOG 2004

I just sent you a bunch of greesy fat sausages. you will definitely die way before that

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

August 8, 2044
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

It's sad cause my uncle swears he's going to be captain of a space ship too.

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

I will die September 10, 2051 at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Homicide (18%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

August 17, 2072
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Confusion! heehehe how great

yay yayOG 2004

you are winner. you got 90 years. i say we celebrate like we are the last of the mohikans, and rub each other's tummies because we are not wearing anything but these feathers we got from a macy's down blanket that is 50% off

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, i read quickly that you'd die of breast cancer

N
nine9starOG 2001

December 5, 2084
at the age of 101 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Boredom(41%)
Mental abduction (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (7%)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey! you're back!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

haven't taken that in a while..despite my love for thespark.com

March 3, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)

specialk specialkOG 2003

April 26th, 2055, at the age of 74 years old. FUN test! Very uplifting...death and all. :)

beachgirl32f beachgirl32fOG 2003

i will dies when im 75 as that thing says i hope new system is here beofre i even hit the big 40 lol

reaf reafOG 2002

i will die at the age of 69 it says
Drowning (10%)
Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Cancer (3%)

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Don't buy a rifle and stay out of the water, you'll be ok!

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