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thatdarngirl Oct 3, 2002

(because of a request!) Hi my name is Julie and I act like I have the intelligence of a Malibu Barbie doll.

malibu Oct 3, 2002

(we didn't want t hog the whole story, we wanted others to fight too.) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to wear risque clothing that mirrors julies style.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I'm just jealous of Lindsay's new super-cool service bag!

malibu malibuOG 2001

Hi my name is Lynz and i like to make show my artistic abilities in hate crime posters. i am just that good.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I get kicks out of drawing burning crosses!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

this doesn't seem fun anymore

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

you dont seem fun anymore

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

yeah, \/\/hatever, ekoli

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahhaa. ekoli. Hi my name is Lynz and i like to buy risque shirts that show my arms.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I like to wear risque white shirts that show my chest!

malibu malibuOG 2001

(will you stop it already? i do not. you make it sound like my life mission is to attract stupid boys.) Hi my name is Lynz and i wear dresses that match old grandmas couch covers.

(your mission in life IS to attract stupid boys!!! and not fair stealing Elyse's insult that isn't even true!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I got to the Renaissance Faire and take pictures with people I don't even know!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 malibu

for the record: just because a guy looks at a girls chest doesn't make them stupid! we're just jealous, that's all...

malibu malibuOG 2001 sux2beme

you're jealous of a girls chest? hummph. does that mean you want one? Hi my name is Lynz and it scares me when people are too close to my face.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(oh no no! that guy was trying to molest me!) Hi my name is Julie and I come into the Coffee house and don't drink coffee!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i work at a coffe shop that's smoothies are juice blended with ice cubes. yummy!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I have dirty feet cause I never wear shoes..wanna smeeeelllll?

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i like condensation.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(argh..darn condensation!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm too scared to wrestle Jesse Hughes!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i likle to get beaten up by little mexicans.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I am a little mexican.

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i belong to a crazy jewish family. i'm as nutty as the pecan log my grandma makes.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(my grandma can't cook..she can just haggel!) Hi my name is Julie and my little sister is a 'rat' as some say.

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i am an odd kid that doesn't have a _______ dancing song.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

I my name is Julie and I have a ***** dancing song! I'M SO SICK!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and like to not read my summer reading assignments. I read LOTR books all in one day, but i can't handle 4 books for 2 months.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(heehee..nice nice) Hi my name is Julie and I don't even bother reading my summer reading assignment. In fact I managed to lose the book in Lindsay's couch and it wasn't found again until October.

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i got a camerea to copy julies good picture taking. (which is thankfully better than johns'.)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(oh yes..thankfully!) Hi my name is Julie and I am Lindsay's servant. I feed her and everything.

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i am too lazy to move.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I get bored easily..especially when watching people run around on a field kicking a little black and white ball around in the freezing cold!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 thatdarngirl

Do you blame her? I don't!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 delliott101

I don't either..I didn't want to be there any more then she did most likely

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and the sound systems in volvos are AWESOME!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I have the coolest hippie van around!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi mu name is Lynz and i like to get bumper stickers that other people don't understand.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I'm just mad cause I don't understand the bumper sticker!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i dont understand personal space.

(WHAT!?!..change that to JULIE!) Hi my name is Julie and I can't figure out how to use simple art programs on the computer

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 malibu

i love bumper stickers! whats it say?! haha

malibu malibuOG 2001 tesoro

"Not all who wander are lost." Hi my name is Lynz and i am gonna be wearing my retainer for years to come since i don't listen to my docotr now.

Hi my name is Julie and I talk like a 2 year old because I wear my retainer all the time.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tesoro

As Julie said, it says "Not all who wander are lost," which is part of a Fellowship of the Ring poem: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." and there is more but yeah:)

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

haha. i like the longer version so much better. very poetic (which it is) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to create pollution by warming up my car for 20 minutes.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(NO WAY! didn't even warm it up today..had to yesterday cause it's tempermental) Hi my name is Julie and I wish I could warm my car up..but alas I have no need to since I can't drive it!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

(plus the fact that it doens't have a heater.hahaha) Hi my name is Lynz and i like boys with pink hair.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I don't like boys!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

ouch! Hi my name is Lynz and I'm in love with Jimmy Fallon.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I'm in love with Adam Sandler

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i'm a hobbit/fairy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

(I am not a hobbit!!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm a goblin!

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

(ur as short as a hobbit.)Hi my name is Lynz and i like to copy julie's dad by buying his car.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 malibu

Come on... I think you two are losing steam!!! Time for a new thread!

malibu malibuOG 2001 delliott101

you know its really hard to keep this all going for a month. there is only so much imperfection in us. We're practically perfect in every way, i'll have you know.

Hmmmm.... so perfect that you can see a lot of stuff to pick on in each other :-D

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 sux2beme

I think we men would look kinda weird if.. well.. you know... are you jealous, Brian???

malibu malibuOG 2001 delliott101

what? am i jealous of you being jealous of what i have? not particularly.

??? I'm not the one who's jealous... I directed my comment to Brian... please note that, thank you very much...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 malibu

Hi, I'm Julia and I can't follow a numbered thread

malibu malibuOG 2001 delliott101

Hi my name is Dave and i am alex clemnte's twin.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 malibu

Hi, I'm Julia and I use cliched comparisons between David and Alex (200th comment... YES!!!)

malibu malibuOG 2001 delliott101

Hi my name is Dave and i'd like to steal other peoples vw's.

?????? Yeah, okay... I have a whole collection of them here.... Hi my name is Julia and someday I'm going to marry a brother whose last name is Gulia...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 delliott101

(ahhhhhhh...now the REAL reason for this tread is rrrrrevealed!)

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 sux2beme

Okay... ulterior motive figured out ;-)

i knew you were trying something sneaky out!

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