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thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

Im just gonna throw this out there for the heck of it...I recently ate a terrible dinner at a fake Italian food place known as Olive Garden. The conversation turned to dating, and one girl said to the other "Hey, you'd like this guy...he's nice, but not too nice." THAT STATEMENT RIGHT THERE (or as Nelly would say Therrrre) is why men will never completly understand women. Do girls want nice? semi-nice? mean? party nice with a chance of mean?

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

They want to be 'friends' with the nice guy and marry the semi-nice or bad guy. They then complain to their 'friend' that life is miserable. Meanwhile the 'friend' has always been in love with the girl and supports her from the start.

It's the Ducky syndrome. I think I'm cursed.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hmmm, i think you can be "too" nice....like you can't take the lead, a girl wants someone she can look up to and not walk all over and sometimes when the guy is TOO nice, you can tell him what to do and thats not good....it has to be balanced

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

well said

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

side note: finally an italian person who recogonizes and hates olive garden! i'm dying to know...do you hate macaroni grill as well??

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Macaroni Grill is a lot better then the Olive Garden. And their house wine is really good.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

now forreste... did you know.. that sir adam pepitone... is more puerto rican than any other background? he is 35% PR... and the lesser, is Italian which is only 25%... so no, my dear, he is not a TRUE Italian.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Man, when was he Knighted? The Queen is just handing them out left and right.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i didn't know!

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

I hate Olive Garden and any plce that uses glorified ketchup for sauce. Ive tried Macaroni Grill for the first time...(they have none in NYC) and really liked it...I heard a dirty rumor that it has the same owners as Olive Garden, but I choose not to believe it.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

must be the puerto rican talking...lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! hahahaha good job Forreste!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha sorry adam i had to

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

HEY! I'm Puerto Rican!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

it wasn't a hit on puerto ricans. you are great!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I'm Puerto Rican AND born in Puerto Rico! I'm GREATER.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 fivezero

whoa you learn something new everyday

it's true!

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

watch it there, or the 25% German in me will start to get fiesty.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha ill step off

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

German's are inferior.

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

at least we know the proper use of apostrophes, Jesse.

he is rather helpful in educating circumstances

hey man, I was a C/D English student. Back then I had the attitude that if I could speak, read, and understand it that's all that mattered.

How foolish I was.

tinser tinserOG 2002

yo, say that to mr. hitler

yay yayOG 2004

I have germans in my briefcase. When i go there they bite my hand, but i cant cry because i need important documents, they are so important that if i dont get them then the germans wont let me have lunch, i put it in there its dark and cool thats why

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I think it means a guy that's nice and kind and has a good heart, but is not gonna be "too nice" to stand up for the girl like let's say if someone's being mean to her, he's not just gonna sit there and take it, he'll say something, like "your tone, it's all wrong, do it again and i'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron"

ya know, somethin like that

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

like he's nice, but not "homo" nice

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

How did the term "homo" come about? We're all "homo"'s we're just Homo-Sapien's.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

"homo" means "same" ... it came from the term "homo-sexual" as in preference of the "same" sex.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

homogenous is a cool word.. forgot what it means at the moment though.. something to do with milk? i duno

malibu malibuOG 2001

homogenized milk. it's the same throughtout and does not seperate.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I am homogenous!

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Ok, so define sapeins.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

LOL, Walken is the man!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Truly! Only HE could have said that line and made it work.

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

does your muddah sew? tell her to sew that!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

women are only good for one thing. Badminton partners!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

LOL....one of friends and i went to this badmiton club in anaheim and we played and had the BEST time, but it was SO funny! we almost got kicked out for "not taking the game too seriously" LOL

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

How do you take that seriously?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

there's no way and we were like a foot taller than all that were there! LOL

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea badminto rocks my socks. it's kinda like when you find that perfect foot lotion... and then you apply the lotion and it feels so good on the feet, that it rocks your socks.

reaf reafOG 2002

woman are very confusing,we just dont really know what we want I think,, not exactly, but maybe a rough idea.

I wanted everything in one package, and fortunatly I got it.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Was it wrapped in a nice ribbon?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

TOOT TOOOT TOOOOOOT!......

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