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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Hey listen, your head isn't that big... i mean on the top 10 list of all the hugest heads in the world out of 6 billion people.. you're at like BIG HEAD #6 and you know what, that isn't that big.
because that means there are 5 bigger heads than you.

so listen here 'ol chap...
and listen hard.

when in doubt
i hope you dont have gout

yay yayOG 2004

hey i appreciate this thanks for liftin me spirits. i think if it wasnt for the internet wed actually hang out sometime despite our ethical differences

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i think you mean ethnic differences, because we both dont have ethics we have what you call, HOTdog fingers...

yay yayOG 2004

yeah well that simply is not ethical or econimal

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

stop being so egregious you ebullient ethiopian

yay yayOG 2004

stop being so indiginous you ingenious ice skating idiot

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

stop being so fallacious you fudge flickin' fairy frenchmen

yay yayOG 2004

well i would, if you weren't so wearily wearing women's under-wearz, you wobbling wee wee of wax

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