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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

WOW. You couldn't be more wrong. Get Your Facts straight next time. I'm a Size 6 European Womens Shoe Size, ok. Me wearing a 7 is like Me in BOBO the clowns red shoes.
Thats why i'm such an advocate for shoe covers when you are in public stalls. I hate when other people come into the mens rooms, look at my shoes and say " Oh SNAP, there's a girl in here "...
So they're all " HEY girl whats going on"
and I'm all " No it's me Michael "
and they're all " JORDAN? "
and i'm all " yea "
and they're all " WOW can I get an autograph "
And i'm all " well wait outside, i'm kinda busy "
And they're all " yea yea sure sure "
and Then when i walk out i run into them
and they're all " wait where's michael jordan "
and i'm all " OH He left through the back "
and everyone just goes home and plays fusball

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