i met the pandas at the washington zoo once. sing sing and ling ling. and while we were leaving, i didn't want a crappy souvenier, i wanted a good one, so i didn't buy one at the gift shop. and as we were leaving, i saw a sign, it said "Zoo Poo"...and I'm like, yo mom, what's that, maybe i can get some for my friends. and so we ask, and it's fertilizer, but from the zoo animals. so we got some animal crackers instead.