Dude, how does your mom sneak behind you and punch you straight in the face? Doesn't she need to do like a wrap around? Do you asians not have prepherial vision? Guess you couldn't play QB now could ya!
Gobble gobble.
my mom has long man arms that reach around...
maybe one day when you're over my house wearing nothing but a man thong.. she might demonstrate.
you are a football and my pants are going to tackle you. roar