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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

1. Stop kidding yourself, I'm cooler than you. Just accept it. You once accepted the sky to be blue, you will soon accept this. And dont try to change it.. because i'm like the sky, always blue. Get IT? GOT IT? GOOD.

and about my attitude, i guess i was just born with it. i mean it's like asking 'why is water so tastey ', it just is. Like when you're running around all day in the hot sun and you're sweating profusely... you want nothing more than that cold tall glass of water. well thats what it's like with me... see you see the connection ? i'm like the sweat, and you're like the person running ... i'm just dripping with coolness. because sweat is your bodies way of cooling you off. get it ? a-ha? what philospher once asked " whats cooler than cool ? "...
.. the answer my friend... IS SWEAT. and fiber.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

First off, there's no e in tasty, secondly the sky isn't blue, its transparent. But like the sky appears blue you just appear cool when deep down inside your not and that erks you. Thats why you bought a bike, so you could appear cool. But you dumped it....twice so your not. :P

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

who said there's no E in tastey , of course there is.

As long as there's an E in URKS. there's an e and tastey.. haha busted.

and yes.. after examining myself in the mirror... i do realize now that i'm not the black man i once thought i was.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

go shorty, its your birfday

iwz iwz

it's irks, guys. not erks. not urks.

iwz iwz

OHHHH. So true, so true.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

dont hate brother zabel. dont hate.

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