Ty's pet peeves in the greatest most intellectual order, ever. 1. I hate when i'm eating cocoa pebbles and someone sneaks behind me and punches me straight in the face. 2. I hate when after e...

my question is this....turkeys are so BIG and fat.....how do their skinny little legs hold all that weight?

i hate turkeys so much. totally bringing down the bird society. they can't even fly! which would be acceptable if their meat tasted good fried. but it's not. sooooo i say we go turkey hunting unt...

i'm so in, then we can find out how they can hold their big ol fat bodies up with their tiny little legs

ok, lets start killing all the turkeys but going to our local delis and ordering lb's upon lb's of turkey meat. and make delicious sandwiches until they are all gone. and turkeys dont have legs ...