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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Dave Chapelle, hehe. He does this thing about how Sesame Street teaches kids how to judge people.

Kid talking to Oscar the Grouch - "Oscar, you are a grouch."

Oscar - "B**ch, I live in a trash can! I'm the poorest %&*# on Sesame Street! Aint no one helping me!"

Then when the kids grow up, they arrogantly step over homeless people saying, "get a job, grouch." "get it together, grouch."

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