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specialk Apr 20, 2004

I think he's scared of what she'd do if he rejected her, so he plays along.

modestjesse Apr 20, 2004

Please, Kermit would just pig slap her to keep her in line.

specialk specialkOG 2003

Oh, man. That was funny. But seriously, no. He'd be too afraid she'd karate chop him or sit on him or something.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah totally. She's completely crazy. lol

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