bill cracks me up like no one else. i have to mention the time we went camping and at night we took a flashlight and walked thru the woods to the bathhouse to brush our teeth. we heard this and we thought there was a cicada around. we looked all over and saw nothing but the noise followed us so bill was like maybe it's on one of us-i think it's on you. i was like ew, get it off now! but i wasn't like freaking out. he's like it's not on you-wait a minute! I THINK IT'S ON ME! And he ran down the road screaming and smacking himself all over. He ran about 50 ft., stopped, and was like oh wait a minute, it was just my watch beeping. he kills me