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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Free Big Macs is the best thing EVER because it's free food, AND free laxatives, all in one!!! I get all the free big macs i want working at McDonalds, you really can't beat that. I also get free fries, and i stick them in my shirt sometimes so people feel sorry for me and think I have weird lumps, and I sit on the street with a sign that says "please give me money, i have weird lumps" and people give me their money, FOR FREE!! and then i still can eat the french fries, but sometimes people freak out because they think i'm eating my weird lumps.

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