wetness is the essence of beauty
by Haha ok thats a line from Zoolander. Anyways I just wanted to say that there is something so awesome about job freebies and lately I have been getting lots of them. Free flights, Free ice cream, free meals, free drinks, free clothes, free coffee, discount cell phone, not to mention i get free flights for parents, and friends. All I need now is the free useful household stuff like cookwear, furniture etc... Haha I noticed we have a bunch of flat screen tv's in the break areas. Can anyone say "FREE". We even have a pool table and foosball table in others. We should get some air hockey. That would totally rock!
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Air hockey is my FAV!!!! Stoked on the freebies huh?
We get those here also, clothes, shoes, tickets to events (i'm in the surf/skate industry) I jsut wish we'd have the free flights (thats gnarly)
I LUV FREEEEEEEEEEE, it's the best word in the english lanuage!!! heehee
haha lets become business partners
yeah we get free tickets here and XM sat radio TOO!!!
oh man i am definitely very jealous. i have a pair of pants with no button and i own 4 tshirts that i wear regularly so that means one day out of the weak is a re-wear. i have two ezekial shirts i bought 4 years ago when i was getting out of highschool and a split shirt i bought while in highschool when sunburst red and yellow was in style. but i like it though because i know no one will ever steal my clothes
WHOA whoa whoa... did you just say "gnarly"??????
ill take a devils hockey shirt for free :)
i still think my job is way better though, just like you i get a lot of free things, and no, not just a lot of different free things but a lot of one free thing. my favorite free thing to get is work. i love it. in fact, i dont think my bosses will ever stop giving me work for free. im very excited and happy that my coworkers and bosses give me their work for free even though i screw up alot
Free Big Macs is the best thing EVER because it's free food, AND free laxatives, all in one!!! I get all the free big macs i want working at McDonalds, you really can't beat that. I also get free fries, and i stick them in my shirt sometimes so people feel sorry for me and think I have weird lumps, and I sit on the street with a sign that says "please give me money, i have weird lumps" and people give me their money, FOR FREE!! and then i still can eat the french fries, but sometimes people freak out because they think i'm eating my weird lumps.
I think the best free thing i get here is AIR, I love that i'm able to just go to work and breathe free air, because sometimes people have to pay for their air. Like i see these people walking around carrying a tank of oxygen and pipes up in their nose and stuff. i'm glad i dont have to pay for my air like that.
but you're airs infested with asbestos, thats why the others are paying for it
yea but i have muscles!
The only free things I got from my last job was a pain in the neck and a t-shirt. lol
yo - if you become a customer care rep for AT&T wireless, they give you a FREE phone w/FREE service..how insane is that
yeaaaah all wireless companies do that. heck, you can work at best buy and they'll give you a phone.
my brother has got that beat...he gets free EVERYTHING...seriously, he can bang through his lunches, he gets free tickets to major events...we are talking box seats directly behind home at shea...knicks games, concerts, he got a palm pilot...plus the little guys under him buy him gifts...like ps2
coporate america rocks...go capitalism! haha
hehe well if thats what it takes to get a ps2 , i pass.