this story would be a lot funnier if you said "I know Kung-Fu" to them. And see what their reaction would be. And also even better if you started doing kung-fu moves. Dude, that would be the best thing EVER. Next time this happens to you, please grasshoppah, don't disapoint me, and say "I know Kung-Fu"
you have no idea how many times that phrase has saved my life. Or, in the least bit, at least made the moment a lot funnier. It's also funny to flex your arms and hit your biceps like Joe Dirt. They don't know what to do, and you're having a really fun time!
DUDE,, when i was on my way in to the theatre i was saying to myself, i should have said im old enough to kung fu your .... outside!
Or just did a stance and been like READY PUNK.... like whats his face from those old westerns!
btw we say part 2 , and im in love! ! ! LOVE LOVE LOVE
i sooo want to do that one time, but i know that one day ill meet my match and i dont want to be the smart alike that starts the physicallness, mama always taught me dont be the first to swing,, cause then your ignorent,, just fight back cause your not a punching bag!
