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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder funny ·

i remember one time mike got pulled over for driving a saturn. the cop says, well u weren't speeding because this pile obviously can't even reach the speed limit, but i'm pulling u over cuz u suck. now i'm gonna arrest u and you're going to jail. but the other cop said to him, look this kid is obviously gay, prison will be a haven for this guy. the other cop said, yeah, driving a saturn is punishment enough, get outta my sight ya fudge packer!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hahhahahahahahahaha! that was so funny... poor mike!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

whoa! this was nuts. funny stuff. i'll say it just because: butt pirate

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