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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder funny

i remember one time mike got pulled over for driving a saturn. the cop says, well u weren't speeding because this pile obviously can't even reach the speed limit, but i'm pulling u over cuz u suck. now i'm gonna arrest u and you're going to jail. but the other cop said to him, look this kid is obviously gay, prison will be a haven for this guy. the other cop said, yeah, driving a saturn is punishment enough, get outta my sight ya fudge packer!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahhahahahahahahaha! that was so funny... poor mike!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

whoa! this was nuts. funny stuff. i'll say it just because: butt pirate

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