man, you put the spotlight on me lol. thanks for the compliment tho :) i'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible. but seriously, i take watever credit i get, i don't expect any...

I like to thank all the little people, my parents for refusing to give me a ride to school, and the crew at McDonalds who make those itty bitty muffins everymorning without which I might never be l...

my plastic surgeon says i can't participate in any sport where balls fly at my nose

What about pucks?