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omegatweeter May 6, 2004

man, you put the spotlight on me lol. thanks for the compliment tho :) i'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible. but seriously, i take watever credit i get, i don't expect any...

thatdarngirl May 6, 2004

I like to thank all the little people, my parents for refusing to give me a ride to school, and the crew at McDonalds who make those itty bitty muffins everymorning without which I might never be l...

skaorsk8 May 7, 2004

my plastic surgeon says i can't participate in any sport where balls fly at my nose

perrin May 7, 2004

What about pucks?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

-shakes head- we have to educate you boy

aviator aviatorOG 2004

psssh. Edumacation? I don't need one of dem edumacation thingys!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

seriously. didn't even pick up where we were going.

and no driving with dee, either. two permits do NOT equal a license.

aviator aviatorOG 2004

and no insurance equals no driving. Unless you are an O'Doul's-aholic like myself.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

She could be a farmer in those clothes.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

"get down on the floor"
"o no, this is an Alia"
"an A-whata?"
"its like a totally expensive designer"
"and i'm gonna totally shoot you in the head"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

"Do you know what time it is!?"
"Well, a watch really doesn't go with this dress daddy"

aviator aviatorOG 2004

hahaha thats funny

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

"you have to keep her conscious, ask her questions"
"ok whats 5 times 7"
"stuff she knows!"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

"Your man Christian is a cakeboy!"
"Whaaat"
"He's a disco dancing, Oscar Wilder reading, Streizan ticket holder, friend of Dorthy. You know what I'm saying?"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

BEST line EVER

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