One time my co worker grabbed my butt then just left her hand their and said " Wow this feels good, how does it feel to you"..
i said " kinda weird, you're about 42 years old with 3 kids"
she said " what does that have to do with whats going on now "
i said " sometimes the birds eat the worms , sometimes the worms get away "
she said " no you're just making no sense "
i said " a-ha but it did get you to remove your hand from my right buttock"
she said " ahh i got hosed"
i said " indeed you did , but lets try it again...but the left buttock this time "
she said " why are you still reading this "
i said " becuase you're a moron "