I think, in going with my Puerto Rican heritage, I'm going to go purchase a late '70s Toyota Corrola for about $500. I just need to make sure the color is either primer or the hood and doors are different colors from the car. Once I have that set I'm going to put 17"'s on them with spinner rims. Then I'm going to slap in a sweet sound system that will rattle my hatch every time the base drops.

It will be sweet.