i hate giving advice, i never feel like i'm qualified to give it, and i'm always afraid in case it turns out to be bad advice.

yeah, seriously, your advice sucks, HARDCORE. I remember one time, you were like "Yeah, man, just let it go" and so i did...and you were like "ohhh that's warm"

whaaaat?? dan i'm starting to have my doubts about you!

oh stop. you've never even had a real conversation with me, you jerk. all you do is make fun of my milk allergy. I'M A PERSON TOO! WHO'S INTERESTING AND INTELLIGENT! NOT LIKE YOU'D KNOW!

i think you need a hug or straight jacket, which is it?

i'm just sick of matt kelly's "blah blah look how funny i am i can mock dan and everyone laughs" it's just like, you're not as cool as you think you are. *gina feel free to hold me back