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yodasucka May 16, 2004

i voted for the teenage boy cuz after u raise him,, i'll marry him

forrestina May 17, 2004

are you kidding me? i'd go broke trying to feed one

modestjesse May 17, 2004

it depends, some kids will just go eat their friends parents out of house and home

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

exactly! send him to Nicks house to eat... or Dans cuz they both live close to you!

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