What kind of Pet should Frest Get?
by I just thought of a real good one: Miniature Horse!!
They breed these now for blind people instead of using dogs. It won't be too hard to pass you off as blind, we'll just pretend. These horses are amazing..they're very short and very long. So long, in fact, that they're tummies almost touch the ground. Overall, they are the most retarded thing I've ever seen and if you got one as a pet we would have endless hours of fun laughing at it.
Anyone else have any good ideas?
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Get one. Now.
goo goo g'joob
you should get a pet lindsay....she's not that easy to paper train, but, you only have to feed it/her once a week so it's cheap pet...watch out for the flees though
awww cute pet idea
o! o! and I am pocket-size for your convenience.
oh and i can put bows in your hair and paint your nails!
I am sooo getting the better end of this deal. I get all pampered and you have to feed me and clean up after me when I pee on the rug etc.
oh at least i have this absolutely fresh and yummy smelling carpet cleaner!
Get a hermit crab! You can paint the shell pink!
pink! i love it!
I almost bought her one until I realized that they smell, look like HUGE hairy spiders and are just plain creepy.
spiders do not belong in my place of dwelling
so a sis from my old cong had a cat come to her door last night. last night i said no to taking it. i can't afford to get it declawed and get it shots and stuff. but now i kinda want it just so i have another living thing with me.
why don't u get a room mate?
no room. why pay what i'm paying now at a bigger place that i have to share.
hey you should get one of these
i dont know what they are but sound mad funny
as great as a penguin would be (esp on of those little minis from australian-man i want to scoop one up and bring it home) i think parakeets make good pets. they can be affectionate, make little noise or mess and don't require a whole lot of care or food (although mine seems to eat alot. he's such a fat whale). but they are good pets if you are not home alot
someone in my cong just got a gray parrot. i should go check that out.
i knew someone who had one. they are nice, and very very good talkers. but they also are very expensive, loud and messy. projectile poopers
no poop no thanks
get a pet butt, they are fun, and make noises
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i can not stop laughing
the secret desire of my heart! *gasp*
noises is the secret desire of your heart? you're wierd
haha this conversation is over
You should get a nice friendly pack of wolves. lol
That's what I want to get.
i can tell you what NOT to get-a hamster. they LOOK all cute and cuddly, but they are pure evil under that ball of fluff.
my coworker keeps telling me to get one but the stories she tells go against her hamster advocacy
borrow one of nick's hamsters...
nick has hamsters??
How many did you have Janine that all disappeared somewhere in your house? lol
Hamsters are the worst pets. They pee on you and they die easily. But its fun to watch them roll around in their little ball thingies.
"they die on you easily"...perhaps the scariest quote EVER. please dont' get a husband or a family. i'm scared.
I remember when my pal Sal's hamster died. We were sad. I flipped it over with a popsicle stick and conducted a crude autopsy mostly by rolling it over and over with the popscile stick. I then threw the tainted stick and hit Sal's sister on the lips with it. Precision.
The cause of death: natural hamster causes
I had hamsters before. In fact I probably had 3 generations. I originally bought 2, both male I thought. Well they ended up having children. Then the parents started eating the children so I ousted the parents, let them go in the back yard and just kept the kids that weren't eaten. Start cycle 2. Had to get rid of the parents again, vicious cycle. :)
They were fun though, cute and cuddly. But if you don't keep up on cleaning the cage it can stink something fierce.
that happened w/ our first 2-Tom & Jerry. only "jerry" turned out to be Geraldina. 10 babies. but in later years my hamsters ALWAYS managed to be able to escape no matter WHAT i put them in so i kept them in the bathtub so the smell was pretty contained. i always loved the cedar chip nesting stuff they had though
Yeah..what is with them and eating babies? So nasty.
Hamsters also die of really dumb diseases..like "wet tail". How gay is that? Our other two died of internal bleeding and pnemonia.
wet tail? what the heck?? and how the heck did they have internal bleeding? what were you doing to those poor things?!
More importantly how did you find out they had wet tail or internal bleeding? You'd spend more at the vet to find out then to go get new ones.
when their tail gets wet..they die! It's a hamster disease!
And I don't know how we knew it was internally bleeding (maybe we could see it?) or how that happened. Maybe it took the elevator to the third floor of our barbie house and just jumped off by itself.
You should get one of those pets that you feed
and then leave alone
and when it's alone it dances.
and make sure to set up a video camera
because pets dancing alone is a surefire 10,000$ winner on americas funniest home videos, especially if a baby crawls behind the dancing pet and burps up food which flies directly into the baby's fathers gential region.
it gets me all the time. here's 10,000$'s
ty, it's a wonder that no one has declared you President yet.
i wasn't born in america!
darn my asian parents
darn them all to hades.
no wait, not HADES..i meant HAITI...
i hear it's tropical and hot...
but what if a pet finds her and she doesn't want it?
i voted for the teenage boy cuz after u raise him,, i'll marry him
that sounds like QUITE a winning combination
you know what they say, "If you can't find one, raise one!"
are you kidding me? i'd go broke trying to feed one
it depends, some kids will just go eat their friends parents out of house and home
exactly! send him to Nicks house to eat... or Dans cuz they both live close to you!
I would get a walking stick
Yeah..and I'd get your mom.
she just said your mom. literally.
whoa now thats really cold. What would you want my mom for? To diss on me? Thats kind of cold so I think you need to rethink that and apologize.
I'd get your mom so she could cook for me. I like food. I am a fatty fat fat.
that would def scare me if it got out in the middle of the night
PEENNNGGUIIIN!!..add penguin to the poll, and then maybe i'll vote
Who can afford over $2000 tho? But, yes having a peguin would rock!
i certainly endorse colorful fish in a cute bowl or perhaps a parakeet!
Someone that lives in the area wanted to have a pet squirrel, but he isn't allowed to, because of the law, at least the township's local law.. I don't know about other jurisdictions. So, when he found out he couldn't have a squirrel, he got several vietnamese pot belly pigs. And someone in my congregation calls on the guy.. he's a return visit. The pigs are huge. There was a local writeup in the newspaper about him and his pigs. I'll hafta see about scanning the picture for everyone to see, maybe.
NO SQUIRRELS! PLEASE!!
sooooey I WANT A PIG!
haha okay i now know i dont like the ones with...tusks??
they're cute at first but then they get fat nasty & ugly....i dunno if they're worth it
It's F-e-r-r-e-t btw.
OMG i love the miniature horse idea!! hahaha i want one now......
But on a serious note. Get a kitten... :) they're so cute and cuddly. Just remember they live for a LONG TIME and after years and years they get really annoying and whiney and just want food all the time. Hey, you want two cats .. 6 year olds..? haha
my parents have 2 cats and i dont want them terrorizing my little place
yeah, they're definitely terrorists...
i thought nick was your pet?
hmmm i do feed him from time to time but i dont walk him or anything
An iguana. She'd love it. They're coo loooking, easy to take care of, and fun. The best is when they grow big enough to walk on a leash. How fun would it be walking an iguana around the block on a sunny day?
I plan to get one, one of these days. Been wanting one for ages and ages.
oh! my friend has an iguana maybe he should just GIVE it to me. but she is HUGE.
Wow, I wanna see this! If I ever get one of my own, I've already decided I want to name it "Iggy Pop."
A little pherret.
my friend's always crawled into her oven and then screamed when we turned it on.
My friends would either crawl into your sneakers and pull out the stuff or tear up the bottom of the couch.
oh my goodness...i thought you said that when the ferret screamed you were turned on
ok maybe i was laughing for 20 minutes after i read this...
great that means i'm not the only human who responds to ferret mating calls...
hahaha i almost missed this comment until mel told me. gab you're killing me.
HAHAHA! why are some things so funny..i had to stifle my laughter cuz i'm at work. but i did "LOL".
My friend's had one and they left it outside in its cage one day and it baked to death. So my friend's little brother asked if he could make a hat out of it.
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my sister had 5 ferrets and i disliked them they would poop in the corners of the house and bite me, also when we where watching a friends grandmother for a few days we left for a few hours and came back and one of the ferrets had scratched her cuase u know how old people have thing skin she had blood everywhere and she was on the floor we first thought she had hit her head when she had fallen out of the bed but relized it was just the ferret had scratched her all over her arms.
okay it's official--ferrets are out!
You should add that to the vocabulary forum, while you're at it. :)
haha..that's like what you'd have if pharell and a ferret got busy&had offspring
how about a dolphin? i would LOVE to have a dolphin in my pool....
awww that would be so cute!