i would definitely go with something like a set of refridgerator magnets that say 'asian rice has got the spice' or ya know, one of those cool phrases, ya know what i mean? im sure you do.
then everytime you come over ask 'ohhhh hey so did you get my favor from the wedding.. or no? hmm i might have some extras.'
I prefer... ASIAN LICE is o-so NICE.
That way people come up to me like little chimps, groom me, and eat my lice balls.