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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo, matt, you're the most lame person i've ever met. kate moss has been living in my room for the past 6 months, doing pushups to get buff.

and anyone who reads archie comic books should find a new hobby.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HAHA! thats the funniest "where is kate moss?" story yet, lol. "she's in my room, doing push ups and getting buff" KILLER.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

dan, you read my story! i feel so appreciated!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

shut up man. you're lucky i didn't kick the crap outta you last night. the only reason i didn't was because there were women around.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

don't you mean, the only reason you didn't kick the crap out of me is because i'm NOT a woman and you are?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

matt have i told you lately that i love you? HYSTERICAL STUFF MAN!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo, patrick, stay out of this. you can only protect the wuss for so long.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i meant the story dude, your beef is funny too, but i'm neutral...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol... funny stuff.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i'm like swiss, no not the cheese, the nation.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmmm cheese

aviator aviatorOG 2004 skaorsk8

it reminds me that it is also the essence of beauty

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea and u didnt want to get embarressed b/c Mr Kelly woulda kicked YOUR butt.

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