You should get one of those pets that you feed
and then leave alone
and when it's alone it dances.
and make sure to set up a video camera
because pets dancing alone is a surefire 10,000$ winner on americas funniest home videos, especially if a baby crawls behind the dancing pet and burps up food which flies directly into the baby's fathers gential region.
it gets me all the time. here's 10,000$'s
ty, it's a wonder that no one has declared you President yet.
i wasn't born in america!
darn my asian parents
darn them all to hades.
no wait, not HADES..i meant HAITI...
i hear it's tropical and hot...