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beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i can tell you what NOT to get-a hamster. they LOOK all cute and cuddly, but they are pure evil under that ball of fluff.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my coworker keeps telling me to get one but the stories she tells go against her hamster advocacy

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

borrow one of nick's hamsters...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

nick has hamsters??

perrin perrinOG 2004

How many did you have Janine that all disappeared somewhere in your house? lol

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

lets not even talk about it ALRIGHT

perrin perrinOG 2004

In other words a whole lot. lol

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

they are crazy houdini-like escape artists. it's incredible.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hamsters are the worst pets. They pee on you and they die easily. But its fun to watch them roll around in their little ball thingies.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

"they die on you easily"...perhaps the scariest quote EVER. please dont' get a husband or a family. i'm scared.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I remember when my pal Sal's hamster died. We were sad. I flipped it over with a popsicle stick and conducted a crude autopsy mostly by rolling it over and over with the popscile stick. I then threw the tainted stick and hit Sal's sister on the lips with it. Precision.

The cause of death: natural hamster causes

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

u were a troubled child weren't you?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok. who squealed?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i would have liked to have seen the look on rita's face at that moment.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

I had hamsters before. In fact I probably had 3 generations. I originally bought 2, both male I thought. Well they ended up having children. Then the parents started eating the children so I ousted the parents, let them go in the back yard and just kept the kids that weren't eaten. Start cycle 2. Had to get rid of the parents again, vicious cycle. :)

They were fun though, cute and cuddly. But if you don't keep up on cleaning the cage it can stink something fierce.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

that happened w/ our first 2-Tom & Jerry. only "jerry" turned out to be Geraldina. 10 babies. but in later years my hamsters ALWAYS managed to be able to escape no matter WHAT i put them in so i kept them in the bathtub so the smell was pretty contained. i always loved the cedar chip nesting stuff they had though

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..what is with them and eating babies? So nasty.

Hamsters also die of really dumb diseases..like "wet tail". How gay is that? Our other two died of internal bleeding and pnemonia.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

wet tail? what the heck?? and how the heck did they have internal bleeding? what were you doing to those poor things?!

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

More importantly how did you find out they had wet tail or internal bleeding? You'd spend more at the vet to find out then to go get new ones.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

when their tail gets wet..they die! It's a hamster disease!

And I don't know how we knew it was internally bleeding (maybe we could see it?) or how that happened. Maybe it took the elevator to the third floor of our barbie house and just jumped off by itself.

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