This is what i did 17 years ago to stop the cicadas. They haven't bothered me since
1. tons of hershey chocolate bars
2. go to local witchcraft store pick up cauldron
3. melt all that chocolate, add carrots and onions for flavor
4. throw chocolate on all the cicadas
5. eat cicadas
6. write a not to your mom
7. ???
8. PROFIT!!!
I find number 7 to be particularly helpful.
and what did you patent this idea as?
The "I've watched the Underpants Gnome episode of South Park too many times"
haha i never watch the show. I like USA superstar though A LOT!!!