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omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

my name is peter
i rock a wife beater so
i'll be your leader

word yo

aviator aviatorOG 2004

my name is Peter
My girlfriends dog is Jeter
My nickname is Skeeter.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

i hate you lol

aviator aviatorOG 2004 stupid

lol you know you were laughing at the girlfriend part. You cant help but get that football kicking urge when you look at her face and its similarities to a field goal.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude. you want to kick his girlfriend?

Pete, show some backbone to guilderbellsucks/marco/mr.airplane pilot and show him whos boss

aviator aviatorOG 2004

dude NO OFFENSE BUT PETE AND I GO BACK BEFORE I JOINED THIS THING SO STOP BEING SO NOSEY!!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

online

aviator aviatorOG 2004

yeah with your mom as she gave me her number when i said ASL HAHAHA

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

haha, yeah, she's a nutty one. you're way nuttier.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

haha! i don't even have a girlfriend

aviator aviatorOG 2004

haha yes and she loves football

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