ezabel haiku contest
by who can write the best haiku. rules: it has to be about ezabel or people here.
5-7-5 guys! (is that the haiku rule?) i wrote a few
ezabel the best
enjoy daily before bed
along with chapstick
chocolate syrup drips
from my computer slowly
ezabel tastes good
ian smart indeed
to make this website with love
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the main page of ezabel
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haiku's are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator
i hate to wipe butt
someone invent new way please
i'll hire a maid
they do make something
To make this part easier
Its called a bidet
bidet makes butt wet
still have to wipe it down dry
invent something else
you're the only one
that minds a poopy butt hole
invent it yourself
I once had a duece
it was tall, like a blue spruce
no more eating trees
the pot simmers hot
above a flame on the stove
in my stew you go
baseball is stupid
does not require talent
HA! take that dan hall
Alex has a fro
He mops up my floors
Oh what a great fro
I used to have aids
but now I dont have any
i am amazing
did you really have to?
i mean, are you that selfish?
hope it was worth it.
ah, i sit at desk
type, type, type, type, type, type, type
typing type typster
A tiger can smile
A snake will say it loves you
Lies make us evil
there are some people
who love drama way too much
please, don't kill yourself!!
everyone's haikus
are absolutely nothing
to yummy bacon
ancient haiku art
perfected by few yeoman
exalts great season
friend bring haiku book
i can discern lion's roar
from behind the bush
can you feel within
great empowerment secures
your place in wetlands
for my first haiku
nothing is coming to mind
so it kind of sucks
you see the fine line
in between my mind and spine
a thoughtless coward
Watching white moon face
The stars never feel anger
Blah, blah, blah, the end
oh, he wants me to love him
the way he would love him
if he was me.
what is a haiku
a japanease woman's flu?
or a pink golf shoe
rice seaweed raw fish
i could eat you every day
get in my belly
cows provide leather
we wear it and look sexy
why aren't cows sexy [?]
Lost my lunch tonight
ran to the bathroom with speed
and all of my might
Worker bees can leave.
even drones can fly away.
the queen is their slave.
who's that hot asian
smells like stoli and chicken
dances in fountain
man i smell like chicken?...... thats hot
jersey my home state
why why on my only car
must you always hate
you dont like my prose
but i just dont give a crap
so sit and rotate
haha... i'm so funny
My HAIKU is great
MY HAIKU is REALY GOOD
YOUR HAIKU SUCKS BAD
you say all the wrong things
yet i am swayed by your looks
at me delicious
ok so its not about ezabel or ezabelers but i like it anyways
reluctantly i
tear down this wall i have built
to open my heart
pigs sit in the mud
farmers sit on the back porch
eating bacon strips
eZabel's catchy
i've caught the musing fever
now i'm here to stay.....
cheeze-its are so good
they make my tummy yummy
i love spinkters lots
hahahah stop i can't stop laughing
she is so sexy
shes sleeping like a baby
you wish you were me
hhahaha
i am you
you are me. uh oh, thats not good
if she is you, i bet she's having a lot of good times with skyy vodka
could you tell....???? hahaha
you drink sky? ick, hate that stuff.
nah i was tlaking about the vodka...stoli....grey goose, kettle one
3 above mentioned... DELISH.
i was chugging stoli on the rocks last night.. oh man i gotta tell you about the good times. MESSAGE!!
shes like a boogie doll. Only better :)
i drink lots of beer
i like lots of hot ladies
so sue me you jerk
it's a dirty slum
get that dirt off your shoulder
don't twist my beer cap
I just ate some ham
Since I'm not muslim, that's no sin
Lipgloss looks hott on girls
syllables boss, syllables. not words.
nah man, this is the NEW AGE haiku
one two three four boing,
one two three four five six boing,
one boing two boing three
My haiku brings all
the hot girls to my yard
and they all have sars
mcd's chicken selects
are better than
the other nuggets
you suck at haiku. get outta here
terrible not good
terrible terrible hi
it is terrible
clay aiken is gay
I love him in every way
forever ever
patty formed things
taste great anytime anywhere
your forehead is huge
this chick is so hot
one day she'll be a chicken
then i will eat it
jewish chinese spain,
african american,
libya japan piggies
diary is hairy
milk and chese is not for me
video games are
i love you
Vodka Schnapps and cheese
Gothic angels make me sneeze
shoot me now please please
Nature is in my pants
Nature calls when i do squats
Oops I crapped my pants
when you tie your shoes
i will hit you in the head
and take your babies
my name is peter
i rock a wife beater so
i'll be your leader
word yo
my name is Peter
My girlfriends dog is Jeter
My nickname is Skeeter.
i hate you lol
lol you know you were laughing at the girlfriend part. You cant help but get that football kicking urge when you look at her face and its similarities to a field goal.
dude. you want to kick his girlfriend?
Pete, show some backbone to guilderbellsucks/marco/mr.airplane pilot and show him whos boss
dude NO OFFENSE BUT PETE AND I GO BACK BEFORE I JOINED THIS THING SO STOP BEING SO NOSEY!!!
haha! i don't even have a girlfriend
haha yes and she loves football
i know why you went away
understand you couldn't stay
DA DA DA GTIs SUCK
i am your father
said the man in black armor
we'll rule together
"i am your father"
said the man in black armor
"get me my slippers"
It doesnt have to rhyme. For those not familiar with the ancient japanese art of haiku, enjoy this and then write us some...
but rhyming is more impressive
yeah rhyming is like rapping its great you should try some time
I like birds drinks the beer
He's incapable of fear
Because he is queer