I've felt this exact same sadness about top soil for a long time now. I think all top soil needs to be replaced by bottom soil, while the top soil is held in tanks in remote locations like alaska where it can freeze and be kept for a long period of time until more top soil grows back. Save the whales? Screw that, save the top soil.
lets start our own top soil preservation coalition and call is A.S.S. = American Soil Savers.
That way, when all the topsoil in this world has eroded away by wasteful jewish immigrants, we can have the hold on the market and sell our top soil for billions, millions even