Well you see..two parents decide they want to have a baby. So they sit down and write a nice letter to the man in Australia. When he gets the letter he eats berries for girls and cucumbers for boys and produces the babies. He then puts them in a basket and sends them via the ocean to wherever they have to go..that's why it takes 9 months.
clearly he has never heard of FedEx
or maybe he has! ;)
what does that mean? He's heard of fed ex, he just chooses not to use it? cuase 9 months is a little long to wait for ANTHING, in my opinion. I'd call him up and say "hey, listen, is there any way we can expedite this whole process? who can i talk to that would be able to get the ball rolling on this project a little sooner?"
i guess you've never had a package delayed by FedEx.
well he sends it by ocean because then the parents know they really want it cuz they have to wait for it so long. if you could fedex it, everyone would have one because they are easy to get. by ocean you need a mommy and daddy ther to calm eachother down while they wait for it.
So then what is the story for adoption?
the babies basket got lost in the ocean, and never made it to the parents. they thought they wanted a baby, but never went to pick it up so somebody else found it. they take care of it as if it was theirs.
ooooooooo, ok. I always wondered
awesome response!
ok, i'm beginning to think you've been waiting for a chance to give this explaination. why, i don't know, but you've been waiting...
hahah. well actually no. i used my noggin to answer that one. i could see how you would think but this was all explained to me by this girl. very eye-opening.