WOOOOOOT. if your wife was michelle desler, though, you might try to let a terrorist go in order to make out with her and get some high-quality diseases from her. (*actually. i just realized....arg...

some things I've learned over the course of this show is: (Season 1) Don't kill a terrorist's kids by mistake (Seasons 2,3) when a terrorist won't give you infomation, threaten to kill his kids.

i learned (season 1-3) - it's ok to give terrorists information if you're a government agent, except if your name is Nina.

More things I learned after watching the season finale: (Season 2, 3) If you decide to go out with Kim, expect to lose one of your extremeties at some point. (i.e. spanish guy with bad hair, and C...

i learned that's it's ok to do drugs and lie to the President if you're a government agent, and if it doesn't work out well, just say "I NEED MORE TIME" repeatedly, and something will save you.