i'm hick from south jersey and i like getting my teeth cleaned
my parents are not from this country. neither am i. we are aliens. we come in peace...with rice.
come over come over i want to cook cook cook i'll cook for everyone yay yay italian food it's soo good yay
last night i filled my tub with fruit snacks and mice and went swimming
i was talking to this man on the phone today and he was so hot sounding i didn't want to get off the phone with him. i kept flirting with him it was amazing. i love his voice ohhh ohhhh his voice
jamie p. look at me
i so wish i had bigger bubs
chick get me some steak STAT!
sure honey i'll get you that steak..
hahahah boy oh boy
ahhh i've never said that. you have just ruined the imitation continuation of this little thread nation.
is your mother ugly...because you are
I have too many sisters.
I look like the lead singer of motion city soundtrack...
oh, oh, poor me! i have no wife! wa wa wa wa! oh, now my back hurts!
i'm a down syndrome poster boy and the only people who hit on my woman are losers...
I have never been seen without a sweatshirt hoodie on!
my boyfriend is sooooo cute we sit around together reading starwars books and then we discuss who is more jedi. i totally am more jedi.. because i am the force the force is me.. ME
I'm cooler then darth vader, my helmet is shiner..except when i fall, then it's scuffed. But did you see that bird!?
look at me. look at me. look at me. give me stoli. i'm thai pham, beyatch!
i want my gfriend to move back to PA so she can be on ezabel more
1.thai
2.chicks
3.alcohol
4.nudity
5.baby oil
6.wrestling
7.???
8.PROFIT!!!
WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!
i created ezabel because no one talks to me in real life
I told everybody I "retired" but, turns out I can't stop!
i dont know how to tie a tie, but you know what i'll google it.
let me google it and find out what the right way is to tie a tie, then maybe i'll write an article on it and approve it for the front page. yes thats what i'll do. and i'm doing this all in my tighty whities
fivezero
1) Halo
2) looks like Fernando Valenzuela
3) Eats Mexican food
4) licks stamps for a living at UPS
5) Loves a crappy car called the Chevy Citation
6) can you feel the love of this valentine