I like to think i'm a tough guy but i'm not really...
i just got a new car i'm so cool i want to drive to china!
I trick everybody into thinking that I drive out to NJ from LI just to play PS2 at Mike's house.
The true reason is to pour Frosted Flakes all over people's cars.
Don't even THINK you are tough until you've survived a driveby at your school in the bronx like me